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Rules of bacon (Original Post)
ashling
Apr 2012
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MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)1. Screw the ten commandments.
These are the rules that should be adhered to.
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Bacon is the food of the gods.
ashling
(25,771 posts)5. Somebody was bound to post this sooner or later
go to your room
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)6. Bacon flavored coffee
TheManInTheMac
(985 posts)8. I've got some of that.
Never tried it in coffee, but it makes an awesome ingredient in barbecue sauce. And one of these days, I will be making bacon flavored ice cream with it.
NoPasaran
(17,291 posts)7. Never cook bacon while naked.
TheManInTheMac
(985 posts)9. Ummm...what do you cook naked?
Never mind. I don't want to know.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)10. Just cook it in the oven
Turns out better anyway and none of your naughty bits gets splattered with bacon grease.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)11. Yup.
No burns + cookin naked!
Aah, all hail Sunday mornings!