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milestogo

(16,829 posts) Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:28 PM Apr 2018

If you had a "fixer" what would you ask them to "fix" for you?

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	Fix parking tickets
	0 (0%)
	Pay off all of the past sexual partners I need to keep quiet
	0 (0%)
	Break up with someone so I wouldn't have to
	0 (0%)
	Talk to my right wing relatives so I don't have to
	0 (0%)
	Pay off the National Enquirer not to print that salacious story about me
	0 (0%)
	Fix my credit report
	0 (0%)
	Pay off my doorman
	0 (0%)
	Fix dinner
	1 (33%)
	All of the above
	0 (0%)
	OTHER
	2 (67%)
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If you had a "fixer" what would you ask them to "fix" for you? (Original Post) milestogo Apr 2018 OP

Porn stars and playmates aren't lining up to have sex with me unblock Apr 2018 #1

Drumpf's wagon. n/t rzemanfl Apr 2018 #2

Pretty sure I'd get a visit from the FBI flibbitygiblets Apr 2018 #3

Yep. But I do agree. patricia92243 Apr 2018 #15

my lottery numbers stillcool Apr 2018 #4

I'd like him to regrout my shower, and fix my kitchen floor. NRaleighLiberal Apr 2018 #5

I don't see "Tarantula Burger" among the choices. n/t sl8 Apr 2018 #6

Dinner MLAA Apr 2018 #7

Help me get that job/promotion I want. DinahMoeHum Apr 2018 #8

Fix the psychopaths, alcoholics & fascists in my family. TheSmarterDog Apr 2018 #9

Fix my metabolism! TexasBushwhacker Apr 2018 #10

We still have about a month's worth worth of renovation haele Apr 2018 #11

My whole life n/t hibbing Apr 2018 #12

Restore our democracy and end corruption. Equinox Moon Apr 2018 #13

My kitchen faucet. klook Apr 2018 #14

unblock

(52,309 posts)

1. Porn stars and playmates aren't lining up to have sex with me

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:32 PM

Apr 2018

So I guess I'd have him fix that.

rzemanfl

(29,567 posts)

2. Drumpf's wagon. n/t

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:33 PM

Apr 2018

flibbitygiblets

(7,220 posts)

3. Pretty sure I'd get a visit from the FBI

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:33 PM

Apr 2018

If I said it

patricia92243

(12,598 posts)

15. Yep. But I do agree.

Reply to flibbitygiblets (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 13, 2018, 07:21 AM

Apr 2018

stillcool

(32,626 posts)

4. my lottery numbers

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:34 PM

Apr 2018

NRaleighLiberal

(60,018 posts)

5. I'd like him to regrout my shower, and fix my kitchen floor.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:48 PM

Apr 2018

sl8

(13,864 posts)

6. I don't see "Tarantula Burger" among the choices. n/t

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:53 PM

Apr 2018

MLAA

(17,318 posts)

7. Dinner

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:58 PM

Apr 2018

DinahMoeHum

(21,806 posts)

8. Help me get that job/promotion I want.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 08:23 PM

Apr 2018

n/t

TheSmarterDog

(794 posts)

9. Fix the psychopaths, alcoholics & fascists in my family.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 08:27 PM

Apr 2018

TexasBushwhacker

(20,210 posts)

10. Fix my metabolism!

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 09:32 PM

Apr 2018

I was diagnosed with Hasimoto's thyroiditis about 20 years ago. Taking thyroid medication just doesn't cut it. I want my old body and brain back!

haele

(12,673 posts)

11. We still have about a month's worth worth of renovation

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 09:36 PM

Apr 2018

Because we had to move in before I could finish the second bathroom, the kitchen floor, and the California room conversion to a game room/studio.

Oh, wait... One of those "fixers". Never mind.

Haele