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LuckyCharms

(17,441 posts)
Thu Apr 12, 2018, 11:16 PM Apr 2018

In the waiting room today...

Cardiologist. At almost age 60, I'm the youngest person in there by far. I'm sitting there browsing on my phone.

As a former smoker, I can really smell it on someone's clothes now. This man comes in and walks up to the reception window. He gives his birthday for identification, so I know he is 84. He smelled like he power smoked 3 cartons of cigarettes just before he came in.

Receptionist: Ok, Mr. X, we need you to complete some paperwork.

Mr. X: I'm not filling anything out.

Receptionist: Why?

Mr. X: Because I don't want to honey, how's that?

Receptionist: OK, please have a seat and you'll be called in shortly.

As Mr. X walks to his chair, he mumbles to no one in particular in a loud voice: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M HERE TO GET MY HEART LOOKED AT, NOT TO FILL OUT SOME GODDAMN PAPERWORK. Then he sat down, farted, and laughed.

Everyone in the waiting room was mortified. I had to cover my mouth because I was cracking up.

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In the waiting room today... (Original Post) LuckyCharms Apr 2018 OP
I'm with you - I would have been rolling on the floor. Marie Marie Apr 2018 #1
Not going to be so funny for him, I'm guessing. WheelWalker Apr 2018 #2
Gee - let's guess who he voted for. 3catwoman3 Apr 2018 #3
Make him wait to the end of the day... magicarpet Apr 2018 #4
Sounds like a trump voter. Cardiac conditions affect your brain and behavior. Hoyt Apr 2018 #5
The guy's 84. rownesheck Apr 2018 #6
Like Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine n/t TexasBushwhacker Apr 2018 #10
I get that all the time. Laffy Kat Apr 2018 #7
Single payer healthcare... Wounded Bear Apr 2018 #8
She was very patient with him. Aristus Apr 2018 #9
I'm not sure she heard the profanity... LuckyCharms Apr 2018 #13
Sorry but an 84 year old asshole is still an asshole TexasBushwhacker Apr 2018 #11
I'm sure they got the info they needed before he left the office. LuckyCharms Apr 2018 #12

3catwoman3

(24,005 posts)
3. Gee - let's guess who he voted for.
Thu Apr 12, 2018, 11:55 PM
Apr 2018

Receptionists in medical offices have a thankless job. Inaccurate/outdated information can give insurance companies reasons to deny a claim. Our receptionists explain that to parents all the time.

What an asshole. Maybe he should have been at a proctology office.

magicarpet

(14,154 posts)
4. Make him wait to the end of the day...
Thu Apr 12, 2018, 11:59 PM
Apr 2018

...... last patient called in to see the doc. Reeks of tobacco smoke. He has less respect for his body than anyone else on the planet. And on top of it all he is rude and cantankerous with no just cause.

 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
5. Sounds like a trump voter. Cardiac conditions affect your brain and behavior.
Fri Apr 13, 2018, 12:09 AM
Apr 2018

Quit smoking 25 years ago, can smell em at 100 yards. It’s awful. One of my regrets, but stopping makes up for a lot.

rownesheck

(2,343 posts)
6. The guy's 84.
Fri Apr 13, 2018, 05:34 AM
Apr 2018

If i ever make it to that age, I'm going nucking futs! Forget doctor visits! I'm gonna do every drug i can get my hands on, cocaine, LSD, heroin, etc. I'm trying them all! You only live once, and by that age, you're almost to the end. What's that saying? It's better to burn out than fade away (?), or something to that affect.

Laffy Kat

(16,382 posts)
7. I get that all the time.
Sat Apr 14, 2018, 04:12 AM
Apr 2018

I give people paperwork to fill-out and they squawk. There are things we need to check and double-check. We have a form for patients to fill out before they undergo an MRI so we can make sure they're safe to go into a three million dollar magnet. They don't complete the questionnaire, they don't get the study, it's as simple as that.

Wounded Bear

(58,662 posts)
8. Single payer healthcare...
Sat Apr 14, 2018, 10:33 AM
Apr 2018

would simplify most of that paperwork. It's mostly for the Insurance companies, anyway.

Aristus

(66,380 posts)
9. She was very patient with him.
Sat Apr 14, 2018, 11:33 AM
Apr 2018

If someone is disrespectful to my staff, he gets thrown out of the clinic, usually by me.

If a patient is disrespectful, profane, or otherwise anti-social, and I agree to visit with him anyway, I usually have several hundred legitimate reasons to complete what I'm working on before going in to visit with him. While keeping him waiting may not improve his behavior, rewarding him for it definitely won't.

LuckyCharms

(17,441 posts)
13. I'm not sure she heard the profanity...
Sat Apr 14, 2018, 08:26 PM
Apr 2018

She slid the glass window close as he began to walk away. The people in the waiting room sure heard it though.

I think the woman behind the glass may have dealt with him before, because she just kind of smiled and shook her head.

What got me was that he was SUPER nice to the nurse who brought him back.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,192 posts)
11. Sorry but an 84 year old asshole is still an asshole
Sat Apr 14, 2018, 12:43 PM
Apr 2018

All that paperwork has to be filled out so DOCTORS WILL GET PAID.

LuckyCharms

(17,441 posts)
12. I'm sure they got the info they needed before he left the office.
Sat Apr 14, 2018, 08:23 PM
Apr 2018

He was actually charming to the lady at the desk, in his own sarcastic way. And he was very nice to the nurse who brought him in back. I wouldn't call the guy an asshole.

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