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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsPlease caption this sarcastic, snarky asshole of a Hippo. Thank you.
You know he's judging you, right?
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Please caption this sarcastic, snarky asshole of a Hippo. Thank you. (Original Post)
Tommy_Carcetti
May 2018
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,847 posts)1. I am going to post your medical records on the Internet
and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
lame54
(35,321 posts)2. Look at those smokey eyes
Aristus
(66,462 posts)3. "That's right, baby. 'More dangerous than crocodiles', they said.
So just how fast can you run?"
dameatball
(7,399 posts)4. does this swamp make me look fat?
muntrv
(14,505 posts)5. "Crocodiles ain't got nothing on me!"
muntrv
(14,505 posts)6. "Drain the swamp? You are a special kind of stupid!"
NNadir
(33,545 posts)9. So far as I'm concerned, you win. n/t
irisblue
(33,023 posts)7. Maybe I was born with it, maybe Momma taught me. Still I GOT it, darlin'.
flying_wahini
(6,650 posts)8. My neckline is better than McConnell's.
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)10. "Hi, I'm Happy, the HIPAA Hippo!"
"And I'm hep!"