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TEB

(12,861 posts) Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:13 PM Jun 2018

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My wife of 32 years

Is laying next to me in bed watching wolves at the door. A freaky scary movie she jumps grabs me. Now I was reading so had take break from the book. And my wife says she could eat some graham crackers and peanut butter. Kicker is she doesn’t want to walk down the dark hallway To go downstairs because the movie has her freaked out. I’m like the kids are down stairs so is the chocolate land shark. Ok I find humor she is laying at bottom of the bed with our golden retriever . Asking me when I’m going to kitchen to get her snacks.

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My wife of 32 years (Original Post) TEB Jun 2018 OP

Put the movie on pause, and run to the kitchen while she takes a break. procon Jun 2018 #1

It worked out TEB Jun 2018 #2

Oh my god thank you I'm so lacking in love I need to remember things like that happen. Corvo Bianco Jun 2018 #3

Well TEB Jun 2018 #5

Are you aware that you don't have to buy the entire bunch of bananas? Sancho Jun 2018 #4

Nope TEB Jun 2018 #6

I once woke my spouse - dawg day Jun 2018 #7

I hear you TEB Jun 2018 #8

Watch out for those cracker crumbs in bed .... Ohiogal Jun 2018 #9

procon

(15,805 posts)

1. Put the movie on pause, and run to the kitchen while she takes a break.

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:24 PM

Jun 2018

Grab the crackers and PB, and I'd add some chocolate bars or kisses, a glass of milk or a coffee. Your rewards will be sweet.

TEB

(12,861 posts)

2. It worked out

Reply to procon (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:38 PM

Jun 2018

The golden retriever is now awake he like peanut butter and graham crackers.

Corvo Bianco

(1,148 posts)

3. Oh my god thank you I'm so lacking in love I need to remember things like that happen.

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:43 PM

Jun 2018

TEB

(12,861 posts)

5. Well

Reply to Corvo Bianco (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:48 PM

Jun 2018

If you wanna come over we have plenty of graham crackers and peanut butter. The kids downstairs were having pudding

Sancho

(9,070 posts)

4. Are you aware that you don't have to buy the entire bunch of bananas?

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:47 PM

Jun 2018

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181086489

If so, you may be the perfect husband.

TEB

(12,861 posts)

6. Nope

Reply to Sancho (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:49 PM

Jun 2018

Not perfect I’m not house broken

dawg day

(7,947 posts)

7. I once woke my spouse -

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 09:04 PM

Jun 2018

because I saw a man hanging on the closet door. Hanging.
It was dark!
(It turned out to be my bathrobe hanging on a hook.)

TEB

(12,861 posts)

8. I hear you

Reply to dawg day (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 09:07 PM

Jun 2018

And I can understand how that happened

Ohiogal

(32,010 posts)

9. Watch out for those cracker crumbs in bed ....

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 09:09 PM

Jun 2018

Just sayin'. 😉

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