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Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts)
Mon Jun 4, 2018, 06:56 PM Jun 2018

Ugh. I hate house hunting with the heat of a thousand white hot suns.

It's like the worst roller coaster ride ever.

Here's your prequalification.
Hard credit inquiry!
Dig through piles and piles of paperwork to submit.
Wait...
Oops, I need one more piece of information to submit.
Wait...
Can you send me a pdf of this form?
Wait...
Wait...
Yay, me! I got my pre-approval!


Thinks to self...well, the worst part is over. (Satan laughs)

Agent calls. I have a few listings for you to look at.

Look at each and think. No, no, no, no, no, maybe, oh hell no, no.

Can we look at maybe?

Yeah, no. It sold already. Inventory is really low.

How about this one? Gone.

How about this one? Yeah, no. Wouldn't pass inspection and is uninsurable.

This one would be okay. Charming little craftsman, move in ready, updated appliances. Conveniently located next to a wide variety of crack houses. We'll pass.

Wait...

This one came on the market 10 hours ago and looks promising. Let's have a look.

Needs a little cosmetic work, a coat of paint and some very minor updates.

Okay, let's write up an offer. Did you know it's in a flood plain? That'll cost you more than you really want to spend when you add flood insurance premiums.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

I can't wait to get to the multiple offers portion of the ride.

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Ugh. I hate house hunting with the heat of a thousand white hot suns. (Original Post) Liberal Veteran Jun 2018 OP
Good luck/Break a leg! elleng Jun 2018 #1
Your story reminds me of my uncle. Coventina Jun 2018 #2
I hear ya jpak Jun 2018 #3
Time to think outside the box Sedona Jun 2018 #4
Took us three years spinbaby Jun 2018 #5
Where are you buying that the market is so hot? PoindexterOglethorpe Jun 2018 #6
Northern Ky. Liberal Veteran Jun 2018 #10
Do You Look for Houses on the Internet? Leith Jun 2018 #7
Every single day. Liberal Veteran Jun 2018 #9
Poor thing. Corgigal Jun 2018 #8
We are closing on a new house next week, so I feel your pain. Luciferous Jun 2018 #11

Coventina

(27,121 posts)
2. Your story reminds me of my uncle.
Mon Jun 4, 2018, 07:03 PM
Jun 2018

He was looking at houses with a realtor.

At one, as soon as he walked in the door he was ambushed by hundreds of fleas.

As he ran away, the realtor shouted after him: "Don't you want to see the rest of the house?!?!"

Sedona

(3,769 posts)
4. Time to think outside the box
Mon Jun 4, 2018, 07:29 PM
Jun 2018

In a seller's market, this works.

Pick out a neighborhood or two you like in your price range. Have your agent send a letter to the whole neighborhood stating he/she has ready willing and able (and prequalified) buyers and a ball park of what you're willing to pay to live there. Add a short bio and why you want to live in their awesome neighborhood and your requirements (beds/baths/size etc)

Drive the hood and pick out a few that aren't for sale and make an offer contingent on inspection. Have your agent do some comps first so your offer price is reasonable.

Its a proven fact that one out of ten houses will sell in the next 12 months. You just need to be there with the right offer when the seller decides it's time.

PM me for buyer letter templates and if your agent isn't willing to do this, get another agent. I can help with that too.

I'm a third generation Realtor, licensed in three states, I've seen this work, even in West LA.

PS I see you're a veteran, are you using a VA loan? This a is a deal breaker for lots of sellers for reasons too complicated to go into here. I have a work around for that too.

Seriously PM me if you want help. I eat this stuff up.

spinbaby

(15,090 posts)
5. Took us three years
Mon Jun 4, 2018, 08:04 PM
Jun 2018

We found the perfect house eventually. Or one that would be perfect after we replaced the kitchen and other sundry projects.

Leith

(7,809 posts)
7. Do You Look for Houses on the Internet?
Tue Jun 5, 2018, 02:16 AM
Jun 2018

When I was house hunting (and even now for fun), I checked out houses on zillow.com and realtor.com. You can narrow down house size, neighborhood, and many other things you do or don't want in a house. Then tell your realtor what houses you want to look at.

Corgigal

(9,291 posts)
8. Poor thing.
Tue Jun 5, 2018, 08:10 AM
Jun 2018

We just went through that process under a year ago. Checking realtor every morning, calling the agent to get there now. Finally found a place, put in a offer then the VA appraisal wouldn't go high enough. Ok, took the bid down , had them pay the closing cost and they accepted 24 hours later.

It's kind of fun, but not. Took us around 3 months to find what we were looking for. Sold our old home in 48 hours, had 3 bids and 2 people writes us letters. Took the highest, cause ..yeah.

Luciferous

(6,082 posts)
11. We are closing on a new house next week, so I feel your pain.
Tue Jun 5, 2018, 08:53 PM
Jun 2018

The market is crazy right now! We were house hunting from 10 hours away, went up and looked but didn't find anything. Came home, found a decent house online a 10 minute walk from hubby's new job. Made an offer over asking price without ever stepping foot in the place, which had multiple offers but we ended up getting. Came up and looked at it during inspection and luckily we like it I love looking at houses online but I'm over the home buying process. This is our 4th house in 7 years!

Best of luck to you in your search!

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