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LSFL

(1,109 posts) Sat Jun 16, 2018, 09:42 AM Jun 2018

I have a dark confession

I often rise early and cook breakfast for my wife and grandson. When I drop food on the floor I use it anyway. Sometimes I don't even rinse it off.

I am a monster.

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I have a dark confession (Original Post) LSFL Jun 2018 OP

Meh, not if it's within the "5 Second Rule." It's all good. catbyte Jun 2018 #1

Is dirt on the floor clean dirt or dirty dirt ? magicarpet Jun 2018 #2

My mother was not a monster. saidsimplesimon Jun 2018 #3

Was watching Frazier the other night. Daphne dropped a chicken thigh on the floor. Lochloosa Jun 2018 #4

You must not have a dog Sanity Claws Jun 2018 #5

Yep. I thought the op was going to say... Phentex Jun 2018 #6

As others have mentioned.... Upthevibe Jun 2018 #7

Not in surgery csziggy Jun 2018 #8

Shame. Duppers Jun 2018 #9

catbyte

(34,407 posts)

1. Meh, not if it's within the "5 Second Rule." It's all good.

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Sat Jun 16, 2018, 09:44 AM

Jun 2018

magicarpet

(14,155 posts)

2. Is dirt on the floor clean dirt or dirty dirt ?

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Sat Jun 16, 2018, 09:59 AM

Jun 2018

saidsimplesimon

(7,888 posts)

3. My mother was not a monster.

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Sat Jun 16, 2018, 10:00 AM

Jun 2018

She was a fanatic about clean floors. We parked our street shoes at the back door, only clean bare feet, socks or slippers allowed.

Lochloosa

(16,066 posts)

4. Was watching Frazier the other night. Daphne dropped a chicken thigh on the floor.

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Sat Jun 16, 2018, 10:32 AM

Jun 2018

Picked it up and stuck a tooth pick in it. Frazier asked what it was for and she told him so she could tell which one was his.

I thought, what a great idea.

Sanity Claws

(21,849 posts)

5. You must not have a dog

Reply to LSFL (Original post)

Sat Jun 16, 2018, 10:43 AM

Jun 2018

A dog would clean the food up off the floor before you even had a chance to bend over to pick it up.

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

6. Yep. I thought the op was going to say...

Reply to Sanity Claws (Reply #5)

Sat Jun 16, 2018, 10:59 AM

Jun 2018

The dogs cleaned it up because that's what mine do. Even if it's just a piece of carrot.

Upthevibe

(8,053 posts)

7. As others have mentioned....

Reply to LSFL (Original post)

Sat Jun 16, 2018, 02:48 PM

Jun 2018

The five second rule....well...rules!

csziggy

(34,136 posts)

8. Not in surgery

Reply to Upthevibe (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 16, 2018, 03:55 PM

Jun 2018

When I was getting a molar extracted one of the assistants dropped a tool and sent the other one to get a new one. They both cracked up when I (under the influence of nitrous oxide) made a joke about the five second rule. They never expected that from a patient.

Duppers

(28,125 posts)

9. Shame.

Reply to LSFL (Original post)

Sat Jun 16, 2018, 08:01 PM

Jun 2018

Would you eat it?

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