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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWal-Mart sells anal bleach for $24.00
Within time, there will be a noticeable change in color around the hole or your money back.
I Google searched "anal bleach" to test the theory that what one searches for or clicks on and reads determines what ads you may see here at DU.
If you clicked on to this OP and read it, you should be seeing some interesting ads too. You can thank me later for that.
True Dough
(17,320 posts)for a lightening of the color. I want an entire rainbow going on back there.
WiffenPoof
(2,404 posts)🎶she called him Wildfire...🎶
True Dough
(17,320 posts)of no ghost horse!
John Fante
(3,479 posts)Asking for... a friend. Yeah, that's it.
Glorfindel
(9,733 posts)From Wikipedia: "Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the color of the skin around the anus. It is done for cosmetic purposes, to make the color of the anus more uniform." Words fail me.
Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)True Dough
(17,320 posts)Or does your keyboard replace the letter S for the Letter P?
Salviati
(6,008 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,386 posts)It honestly looks like a bleached asshole, I mean, if I knew what that looked like.
keithbvadu2
(36,906 posts)Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)ornotna
(10,807 posts)While supplies last.
http://mypinkwink.com/
Historic NY
(37,453 posts)[link:|]
miyazaki
(2,249 posts)...nevermind.
mythology
(9,527 posts)Link to tweet
/photo/1
CottonBear
(21,596 posts)Kaleva
(36,341 posts)Moostache
(9,897 posts)I thought that it was bad enough to have an epidemic of waxing bu this? Wave the white flag...
Laffy Kat
(16,386 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Ilsa
(61,698 posts)Are we suppose to imitate or emulate porn stars?
Mopar151
(9,996 posts)Robert "Wolfman Jack" Smith
PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,895 posts)You'd be surprised at how little it costs for a star membership.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,376 posts)NanceGreggs
(27,817 posts)"Anal Bleach - The perfect gift for that asshole friend who needs to lighten up."
edbermac
(15,945 posts)Cant wait go to there and ask some 65 yr old sales associate where the Anal Bleach is. Ill bring my iPhone to record it.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Endless-Love-Men-Anal-Bleaching-Gel-1oz/354753108
zanana1
(6,127 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)zanana1
(6,127 posts)I'm 66, I was married for 38 years and I still don't get it sometimes. I think I get it now.
Kaleva
(36,341 posts)Just to give the check out person a story to tell for the rest of his or her life.
TygrBright
(20,763 posts)crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)Condoms, lube, and cucumbers.
ETA or a baseball bat sized zucchini
Kaleva
(36,341 posts)My step-daughter works at the local ER.
crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)I'm sure your stepdaughter has stories.
onethatcares
(16,184 posts)print out a coupon and use your rewards card..
peekaloo
(22,977 posts)If you're gonna talk outta your ass might as well see what you're saying.
Farmer-Rick
(10,207 posts)And summer dresses? Has my better half been shopping again? Maybe it takes awhile to reprogram the ad choices. I'll have to search for it a couple of times.
Oh wait, what if it kicks in with anal bleach ads when my better half goes shopping again?
mitch96
(13,924 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,457 posts)denbot
(9,901 posts)Likely the cherry atop that day..
Initech
(100,102 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I so hate the sight of that disgusting mouth. I wish he would bleach it into oblivion.
Sancho
(9,070 posts)Damn, and I thought my generation tried everything...
Kaleva
(36,341 posts)And the partner has to be pretty brave themselves to go down there and be intimate.
https://www.amazon.com/Derriere-Lightening-Hydroquinone-Bleaching-Glycolic/product-reviews/B01LX83RZ2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_paging_btm_2?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=2
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)This is just not something that has ever been on my radar. Why must we always be changing the way we are made by nature?
I don't know, maybe I am just feeling tragically un-hip these days.
Kaleva
(36,341 posts)Seeing pics like this makes folks wonder what their own anus looks like.