a White House press briefing?

My grandfather had COPD and would cough and wheeze for extended periods of time. My parents and I were at a party they were having - maybe 20 people. The parrot began to imitate his cough perfectly. It then went in a perfect imitation of his young trophy wife's voice "Bill shut the fuck up. You and your goddamn coughing are disgusting. SHUT THE FUCK UP!". The people at the party became very quiet before breaking into hysterical laughter.

A large swath of the town was simply wiped clean. One guy who was affected was named Floyd Biney. Floyd had a mynah bird that was kept on a perch in the living room. When the tornado came, Floyd retreated to the basement, but forgot the bird. He came up to find his house destroyed, the roof gone, and most of the walls down. However, he heard a muttering from the place where the living room once stood. As he got closer, he saw the mynah bird, still on its perch, but now without feathers, and saying over and over, "Floyd, you son-of a-bitch. Floyd,you son-of-a-bitch, Floyd . . "