That was Bigfoot.

was not plagiarized from the works of H. Rider Haggard. In fact, Michael Crichton used it as the basis for his novel "Congo."

Buffalo!

she did it

I'm serious...that was some cold stuff by the time your cousin rolled into that. tsk tsk.

not to drink anything before bed and I did not listen. I drank lots of water before bed that night. I and my cousin slept in the same bed that night. I woke up early that morning, saw what I did, got up rolled her in it while she was still asleep and I slept on her side. When grandma came into the room to wake us up for breakfast she accused my cousin of wetting the bed.50 years later she still remembers it, lol. She has sworn for years she knows she did not wet the bed and I did something nefarious. lol

...I've never fired a rifle, much less this Mannheim-Caracas, or whatever it was called. I certainly never got a "sharpshooter" rating in the Marines. I was never in the Marines. I emphatically never met Lee Harvey Oswald in New Orleans. I've never been in New Orleans. My resemblance to one of the "Mystery Tramps" is pure coincidence. I've never been a tramp. Well, almost never. But that was long after 1963. I admit my Mom worked for the OSS during the War...but I have never--repeat, *never*--been connected to the CIA. Those lying films showing me at the Florida training camps before the Bay of Pigs are retrospectively photoshopped. And I've never been within 300 miles of Roswell, New Mexico.

That's what my wife says. I'm not sure that's accurate
Not denying it either

trash bin.

I DID NOT DO THIS.

I DID NOT DO THIS MULTIPLE TIMES.

although I may have directed my friend on the art of tapping that barrel.