you would be called Miss Pecker or Ms Pecker.

Hmmm. Do you miss pecker?

"Pectress Charms".

Mom, have we ever considered changing our name?

Well, it's very expensive to do that. Is there a problem with our name?

No I guess not. But there are a lot of jokes when your last name is Clownpussyfart





Actually my last name isn't that hard to "get" but no one does. On our wedding day I told my wife "You know that you name is now ______ _______ (and I spelled out my last name)". She looked at me and said "What?"......two weeks later she looked at me and said "Damn you were right. NO ONE gets it right"

Betcha I'd have women chasing me.

Johnson.

pronounced Peck-AY.

French, you know.

Imagine if a Pecker married a Weiner and hyphenated their last name

You know, dentures that don't make you look like you've got 200 teeth crammed in your mouth.