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Equinox Moon

(6,344 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2018, 04:23 PM Sep 2018

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Know any "cross the road" jokes?

Why did the horse cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser

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Know any "cross the road" jokes? (Original Post) Equinox Moon Sep 2018 OP

Why did the hen cross the street halfway? SHRED Sep 2018 #1

Good one! Equinox Moon Sep 2018 #2

Why did the rooster cross the road central scrutinizer Sep 2018 #3

Ha Equinox Moon Sep 2018 #4

Good!! I got a laugh out of all of these! Thanks for the laughs!! nt SWBTATTReg Sep 2018 #5

You are welcome Equinox Moon Sep 2018 #6

How about this? Why did the frog cross the road? brush Sep 2018 #12

why did the chicken cross the playground? List left Sep 2018 #7

Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Sep 2018 #8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Croney Sep 2018 #9

How did the chicken cross the road? Wolf Frankula Sep 2018 #10

Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Sep 2018 #11

Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Sep 2018 #13

Why did the chicken cross the road? SeattleVet Sep 2018 #14

Yeah Equinox Moon Sep 2018 #15

Why did Donald Trump cross the road? Flaleftist Sep 2018 #16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Zorro Sep 2018 #17

Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip? To get to the SAME side. (n/t) Iggo Sep 2018 #18

Why did the canetoad cross the road? canetoad Sep 2018 #19

Why did Trump cross the road? edbermac Sep 2018 #20

From the 1960's Doc_Technical Sep 2018 #21

Love it! Equinox Moon Sep 2018 #22

From the 80s - why did the punk cross the road? Kashkakat v.2.0 Sep 2018 #23

SHRED

(28,136 posts)

1. Why did the hen cross the street halfway?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 04:25 PM

Sep 2018

She wanted to 'lay it on the line'.

Equinox Moon

(6,344 posts)

2. Good one!

Reply to SHRED (Reply #1)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 04:26 PM

Sep 2018

central scrutinizer

(11,662 posts)

3. Why did the rooster cross the road

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 04:27 PM

Sep 2018

To get to the basketball game?

He heard the refs were blowing a lot of fouls.

Equinox Moon

(6,344 posts)

4. Ha

Reply to central scrutinizer (Reply #3)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 04:29 PM

Sep 2018

SWBTATTReg

(22,171 posts)

5. Good!! I got a laugh out of all of these! Thanks for the laughs!! nt

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 04:33 PM

Sep 2018

Equinox Moon

(6,344 posts)

6. You are welcome

Reply to SWBTATTReg (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 04:34 PM

Sep 2018

Good, clean, simple humor.

brush

(53,871 posts)

12. How about this? Why did the frog cross the road?

Reply to SWBTATTReg (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 06:03 PM

Sep 2018

He was stapled to the chicken's leg.

List left

(595 posts)

7. why did the chicken cross the playground?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 05:02 PM

Sep 2018

To get to the other slide.

red dog 1

(27,863 posts)

8. Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 05:04 PM

Sep 2018

To eat the chicken on the other side.

Croney

(4,670 posts)

9. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 05:39 PM

Sep 2018

To get to the other side.

Why did the gum cross the road?
Cause it was stuck to the chicken.

Wolf Frankula

(3,601 posts)

10. How did the chicken cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 05:41 PM

Sep 2018

He turned 'States Evidence.'

Wolf

red dog 1

(27,863 posts)

11. Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 06:00 PM

Sep 2018

To lambaste Jeff Sessions on the other side.

red dog 1

(27,863 posts)

13. Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 06:15 PM

Sep 2018

To get to the 13-year-old girl walking on the other side.

SeattleVet

(5,479 posts)

14. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 07:14 PM

Sep 2018

To show the 'possum that it *could* be done!

Equinox Moon

(6,344 posts)

15. Yeah

Reply to SeattleVet (Reply #14)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 08:12 PM

Sep 2018

Flaleftist

(3,473 posts)

16. Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 08:39 PM

Sep 2018

His dick was stuck in the chicken. 🤡🍤🐔

Zorro

(15,749 posts)

17. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 08:50 PM

Sep 2018

https://imgflip.com/gif/1rutm4

Iggo

(47,568 posts)

18. Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip? To get to the SAME side. (n/t)

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Mon Sep 10, 2018, 01:11 AM

Sep 2018

canetoad

(17,190 posts)

19. Why did the canetoad cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Mon Sep 10, 2018, 03:26 AM

Sep 2018

To see it's flat-mate.

edbermac

(15,947 posts)

20. Why did Trump cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Mon Sep 10, 2018, 04:04 AM

Sep 2018

He didn’t...painful bonespurs.

Doc_Technical

(3,527 posts)

21. From the 1960's

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Mon Sep 10, 2018, 11:38 AM

Sep 2018

Q. Why did the short hair cross the road?
A. Because someone told him to.

Q. Why did the long hair cross the road?
A. Because someone told him not to.

Equinox Moon

(6,344 posts)

22. Love it!

Reply to Doc_Technical (Reply #21)

Mon Sep 10, 2018, 01:12 PM

Sep 2018

I needed to read it twice before I got it, then I burst out laughing. Good one.

Kashkakat v.2.0

(1,752 posts)

23. From the 80s - why did the punk cross the road?

Reply to Equinox Moon (Original post)

Mon Sep 10, 2018, 10:08 PM

Sep 2018

Because he was stapled to a chicken.

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