Tonight's excitement in the neighborhood

I heard some voices outside, and said something to my partner. He looked out, and there was an ancient minivan unloading stuff in our yard. He went out to see what was going on. They had unloaded an old bike, two very old TVs, and were getting ready to unload a sofa section. In our yard. He went out and told them they had the wrong address. They then asked if he wanted any of this junk. He told them no, and stood out there until they had loaded this crap back into their beat up old van. We don't think it was stolen, as it was literally garbage. My partner thinks they were just dumping it in our yard to get rid of it. I swear.

This was after Josh Hawley's henchmen showed up wanting us to take a "survey." Hah. We told them we're democrats and the skedaddled. My partner was much nicer to them than I would have been. I'd have told them I wouldn't vote for Josh Hawley if he was the last man on earth.