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backtoblue

(11,343 posts) Tue Dec 11, 2018, 04:46 PM Dec 2018

Beware:

Prune juice. It works. Fast too I found, if you drink enough.

Just make damned sure you're not OUT of TOILET PAPER when it decides to work.

And when you call your sister to bare your embarrassed and exploited soul....make sure she doesn't have you on SPEAKER phone at the grocery store.

Yep. This is my day. I am now (and forever on holidays) known as Sister Shatner

It's one of those times I have to laugh at myself. (Afraid I'll blow up if I don't)

TMI, I know. Good thing I never had Facebook or a YouTube channel...

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Beware: (Original Post) backtoblue Dec 2018 OP

Oops! Sorry. But funny. dameatball Dec 2018 #1

It's ok. I have to laugh about it too backtoblue Dec 2018 #2

I had colon cancer surgery a year ago and things have become much less "predictable." One thing I dameatball Dec 2018 #3

Oh dear! backtoblue Dec 2018 #4

Yes, these situations really do require a sense of humor. Good luck and thanks for sharing. dameatball Dec 2018 #5

being human ain't easy Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2018 #6

It sure isn't! backtoblue Dec 2018 #8

It's the little slices of humanity and bits of advice rurallib Dec 2018 #7

It's about as human advice as ya can get. backtoblue Dec 2018 #9

Awww! Hope you're feeling better, my friend Rhiannon12866 Dec 2018 #10

dameatball

(7,398 posts)

1. Oops! Sorry. But funny.

Reply to backtoblue (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2018, 04:51 PM

Dec 2018

backtoblue

(11,343 posts)

2. It's ok. I have to laugh about it too

Reply to dameatball (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 11, 2018, 04:53 PM

Dec 2018

I didn't realize I was on speaker with my sis, even as she was laughing hysterically. She said I should've seen the looks she got!

dameatball

(7,398 posts)

3. I had colon cancer surgery a year ago and things have become much less "predictable." One thing I

Reply to backtoblue (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

Dec 2018

never run out of is TP. upstairs or downstairs.

backtoblue

(11,343 posts)

4. Oh dear!

Reply to dameatball (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 11, 2018, 04:59 PM

Dec 2018

I'm dealing with bladder/bowel issues from a spinal injury. Trying to keep my sense of humor through it all.

The funniest part is that I live in a very small town and had to go to the same store as my sister just before she was in it. I'm pretty sure I was recognized lol.