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mia

(8,361 posts) Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:15 PM Dec 2018

Ruin a Christmas song with one letter.

Mistletoe and Folly

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Ruin a Christmas song with one letter. (Original Post) mia Dec 2018 OP

He's making a fist and checking it twice mainstreetonce Dec 2018 #1

Deck the Balls IADEMO2004 Dec 2018 #2

Shite Christmas! Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2018 #3

Sliver and Gold geardaddy Dec 2018 #4

Baby It's Cod Outside geardaddy Dec 2018 #5

Two letters: Ave Sharia. NT mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2018 #6

I Saw Mommy Dissing Santa Claus bif Dec 2018 #7

Or "I Saw Tommy Kissing Santa Claus"... Harker Dec 2018 #24

O Holy Fight Glorfindel Dec 2018 #8

O Holy Fright mia Dec 2018 #10

The US Space Sforce? Harker Dec 2018 #25

Away in a Mangler... Glorfindel Dec 2018 #9

Carol of the Balls, The Friendly Breasts The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #11

Yo, How a Rose E'er Blooming Glorfindel Dec 2018 #13

I Saw Three Shits OriginalGeek Dec 2018 #12

Tits beginning to look a lot like Christmas Mr.Bill Dec 2018 #14

Warning, Not safe for work... PoliticAverse Dec 2018 #26

Ummm, Jingle Bell Cock? Bongo Prophet Dec 2018 #15

Hork! The Herald Angels Sing. nolabear Dec 2018 #16

Felix Navidad. nolabear Dec 2018 #17

I'm sure that somewhere in the world sdfernando Dec 2018 #34

Jingle Hells. Wolf Frankula Dec 2018 #18

'Santa's Got A Bag Of Soup' ...Soul-Saints Orchestra SoCalDem Dec 2018 #19

'Gun Rudolph, Run' - Chuck Berry SoCalDem Dec 2018 #20

Away in a Hanger. bif Dec 2018 #21

Let it Show! n/t Harker Dec 2018 #22

Very Entertaining, Folks! ProfessorGAC Dec 2018 #23

Silver Balls nt AndJusticeForSome Dec 2018 #27

Do You Fear What I Fear AndJusticeForSome Dec 2018 #28

The Little Drummer Bot AndJusticeForSome Dec 2018 #29

The Chipmunk Bong AndJusticeForSome Dec 2018 #30

The Little Drummer Goy TlalocW Dec 2018 #31

Satan Baby Runningdawg Dec 2018 #32

Dick The Halls Initech Dec 2018 #33

Little Saint Dick sdfernando Dec 2018 #35

Angles We Have Heard On High sdfernando Dec 2018 #36

Feck the Halls... n/t Harker Dec 2018 #37

I don't think this one needs any letter change....the double entendre is more than enough sdfernando Dec 2018 #38

Flue Christmas sdfernando Dec 2018 #39

My Favorite Thongs sdfernando Dec 2018 #40

Parade of the Woolen Soldiers sdfernando Dec 2018 #41

The Man With All The Boys Fritz Walter Dec 2018 #42

Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney NightWatcher Dec 2018 #43

Bark! The Herald Angels Sing japple Dec 2018 #44

Soilent Night diva77 Dec 2018 #45

Rudolph the Red-hosed Reindeer mia Dec 2018 #46

mainstreetonce

(4,178 posts)

1. He's making a fist and checking it twice

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:28 PM

Dec 2018

Hide!

IADEMO2004

(5,555 posts)

2. Deck the Balls

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:29 PM

Dec 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

3. Shite Christmas!

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:32 PM

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geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

4. Sliver and Gold

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:33 PM

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geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

5. Baby It's Cod Outside

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:35 PM

Dec 2018

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,484 posts)

6. Two letters: Ave Sharia. NT

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:36 PM

Dec 2018

bif

(22,715 posts)

7. I Saw Mommy Dissing Santa Claus

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:46 PM

Dec 2018

Harker

(14,021 posts)

24. Or "I Saw Tommy Kissing Santa Claus"...

Reply to bif (Reply #7)

Wed Dec 19, 2018, 02:18 PM

Dec 2018

may be an improvement on the original.

Makes me smile, anyhow.

Glorfindel

(9,730 posts)

8. O Holy Fight

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:53 PM

Dec 2018

mia

(8,361 posts)

10. O Holy Fright

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 01:42 PM

Dec 2018

The aliens are coming to get us.

Link to tweet

Harker

(14,021 posts)

25. The US Space Sforce?

Reply to mia (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 19, 2018, 02:24 PM

Dec 2018

Trumpsky and Pence will never win over the multi-generational Sfar Sfrek Sfanfase.

Glorfindel

(9,730 posts)

9. Away in a Mangler...

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 01:30 PM

Dec 2018

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,732 posts)

11. Carol of the Balls, The Friendly Breasts

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 01:50 PM

Dec 2018

Glorfindel

(9,730 posts)

13. Yo, How a Rose E'er Blooming

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 04:05 PM

Dec 2018

or Lo, How a Nose E'er Blooming

One's as bad as the other.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

12. I Saw Three Shits

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 02:46 PM

Dec 2018

Probably because of those cannons in D major...

Mr.Bill

(24,300 posts)

14. Tits beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 04:14 PM

Dec 2018

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

26. Warning, Not safe for work...

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 02:27 PM

Dec 2018

NSFW: https://www.marieclaire.com/beauty/a14456795/reindeer-boobs/

Bongo Prophet

(2,650 posts)

15. Ummm, Jingle Bell Cock?

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 04:16 PM

Dec 2018

nolabear

(41,984 posts)

16. Hork! The Herald Angels Sing.

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 06:32 PM

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nolabear

(41,984 posts)

17. Felix Navidad.

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 06:35 PM

Dec 2018

The cat that ate Christmas.

sdfernando

(4,935 posts)

34. I'm sure that somewhere in the world

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 04:51 PM

Dec 2018

there is an actual person named Felix Navidad.

Wolf Frankula

(3,601 posts)

18. Jingle Hells.

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Tue Dec 18, 2018, 11:49 PM

Dec 2018

nt

Wolf

SoCalDem

(103,856 posts)

19. 'Santa's Got A Bag Of Soup' ...Soul-Saints Orchestra

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 03:20 AM

Dec 2018

SoCalDem

(103,856 posts)

20. 'Gun Rudolph, Run' - Chuck Berry

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 03:23 AM

Dec 2018

bif

(22,715 posts)

21. Away in a Hanger.

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 12:07 PM

Dec 2018

Harker

(14,021 posts)

22. Let it Show! n/t

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 12:24 PM

Dec 2018

ProfessorGAC

(65,061 posts)

23. Very Entertaining, Folks!

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 12:56 PM

Dec 2018

All very good choices, indeed.

AndJusticeForSome

(537 posts)

27. Silver Balls nt

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 02:35 PM

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AndJusticeForSome

(537 posts)

28. Do You Fear What I Fear

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 02:42 PM

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AndJusticeForSome

(537 posts)

29. The Little Drummer Bot

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 02:47 PM

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AndJusticeForSome

(537 posts)

30. The Chipmunk Bong

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 02:58 PM

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TlalocW

(15,383 posts)

31. The Little Drummer Goy

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 03:05 PM

Dec 2018

(Jackie Mason voice) Oy! What's with all the drumming? Always with the drumming that one!

TlalocW

Runningdawg

(4,517 posts)

32. Satan Baby

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 03:38 PM

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Initech

(100,080 posts)

33. Dick The Halls

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 04:06 PM

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sdfernando

(4,935 posts)

35. Little Saint Dick

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 04:57 PM

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sdfernando

(4,935 posts)

36. Angles We Have Heard On High

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 05:03 PM

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Harker

(14,021 posts)

37. Feck the Halls... n/t

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 05:07 PM

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sdfernando

(4,935 posts)

38. I don't think this one needs any letter change....the double entendre is more than enough

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 05:08 PM

Dec 2018

"Back Door Santa"

sdfernando

(4,935 posts)

39. Flue Christmas

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 05:08 PM

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sdfernando

(4,935 posts)

40. My Favorite Thongs

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 05:22 PM

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sdfernando

(4,935 posts)

41. Parade of the Woolen Soldiers

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 05:27 PM

Dec 2018

Fritz Walter

(4,291 posts)

42. The Man With All The Boys

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 08:07 PM

Dec 2018

By the Beach Toys

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

43. Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 08:22 PM

Dec 2018

There's no need to change any letters, the song is already terrible.

japple

(9,831 posts)

44. Bark! The Herald Angels Sing

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Wed Dec 19, 2018, 09:51 PM

Dec 2018

diva77

(7,643 posts)

45. Soilent Night

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Thu Dec 20, 2018, 05:09 AM

Dec 2018

mia

(8,361 posts)

46. Rudolph the Red-hosed Reindeer

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Thu Dec 20, 2018, 05:36 PM

Dec 2018

Sorry Santa—Climate Change Is Killing Reindeer

http://fortune.com/2018/12/12/climate-change-reindeer-population/

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