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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,464 posts)
Thu Dec 20, 2018, 10:20 PM Dec 2018

Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20

Live fast; die young.

This is tragic, though to be perfectly frank arranging debates for a field of 11 Democratic nominees is more manageable than 12.



I love that my first thought was “I remember moving the kids along quickly so they didn’t ask about him masturbating” and then I click on the link and the article mentions his habit



Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20 http://bit.ly/2EAyrJu


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Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20 (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2018 OP
A life well lived Loki Liesmith Dec 2018 #1
It's the simple things that make for a good life. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #2
Well...I can't slam dunk... dhill926 Dec 2018 #3
Yes, but can you eat off your tummy while floating on your back? A HERETIC I AM Dec 2018 #5
Can you do the other thing while floating on your back? The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #6
LOL....well... A HERETIC I AM Dec 2018 #7
Ottereroticism. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #4
That's really quite bad. sl8 Dec 2018 #8
St. Peter: Welcome, Eddie. Welcome, good and faithful servant. Thy just reward is . . . mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2018 #9

A HERETIC I AM

(24,369 posts)
5. Yes, but can you eat off your tummy while floating on your back?
Fri Dec 21, 2018, 02:45 AM
Dec 2018

Ummmm....er ......or do the other thing?

A HERETIC I AM

(24,369 posts)
7. LOL....well...
Fri Dec 21, 2018, 12:20 PM
Dec 2018

It’s been a while, but I’m willing to give it a go.

A public fountain is probably not the best venue, however and that’s the nearest body of water!

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,464 posts)
9. St. Peter: Welcome, Eddie. Welcome, good and faithful servant. Thy just reward is . . .
Fri Dec 21, 2018, 04:28 PM
Dec 2018
St. Peter: Welcome, Eddie. Welcome, good and faithful servant. Thy just reward is . . . Could you possibly stop doing that for just one minute



Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20

Updated Dec 20, 10:30 PM; Posted Dec 20, 4:58 PM

By Lizzy Acker | The Oregonian/OregonLive lacker@oregonian.com
The Oregonian/OregonLive

If you visited the Oregon Zoo in the last 18 years, you probably saw Eddie the sea otter. Eddie, rescued as a pup from the California coast in 1998, lived at the zoo from 2000 until he was euthanized Thursday morning. ... “At nearly 21,” a press release from the Oregon Zoo read, “Eddie was considered one of the oldest -- and most talented -- sea otters on the planet.” ... “Male sea otters seldom live past 15 years, so Eddie was among the very oldest of his kind,” said Amy Cutting, who oversees the zoo’s marine life area, in the release.

In 2012, Eddie’s keepers taught the aging otter to dunk a toy basketball, as therapy for his arthritic elbow joints. His skills at the hoop made him an internet sensation.



But, as visitors to the zoo might remember, Eddie had other interesting skills. He could sometimes be observed creatively pleasuring himself, proving the animal kingdom is full of unique learning experiences.



While the zoo has other otters, an Oregon Zoo spokesperson confirmed Thursday, “yes, that was Eddie who displayed so much ‘confidence’ in front of zoo guests.” ... Many Oregon Zoo guests will remember Eddie for his many fascinating talents. While the zoo still has two sea otters, Lincoln and Juno, the otter tank won’t be the same without Eddie.


-- Lizzy Acker

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