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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
Sun Jan 6, 2019, 11:46 AM Jan 2019

Florida Man Attacks Father With Pizza

A 33-year-old Florida man was arrested a few days ago for one count of domestic battery after he attacked his father with a pizza slice.

According to Fox 13 News, Robert Houston, of Pasco County, was arrested and charged with domestic battery after he admitted to striking his father in the face with a slice of pizza. The affidavit from the incident reveals Houston held his father down before proceeding to shove pizza in his face after learning his father had helped deliver him 33 years ago when he was born.
https://www.inquisitr.com/5237386/florida-man-attacks-father-with-pizza/

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Florida Man Attacks Father With Pizza (Original Post) Major Nikon Jan 2019 OP
Florida men are weird lol Luciferous Jan 2019 #1
Is there something in the water down there? Ohiogal Jan 2019 #2
I think there's something in the meth Major Nikon Jan 2019 #5
Did he use the crust or the pointy end? LuckyCharms Jan 2019 #3
... TreasonousBastard Jan 2019 #4
Not to be outdone, Florida woman strikes back Major Nikon Jan 2019 #6
Does this fall under Florida's Stand Your Ground Law? KY_EnviroGuy Jan 2019 #7
I want to know the back story to this irisblue Jan 2019 #8
"Officials and family members are not really sure why the news of his father assisting in his... TeamPooka Jan 2019 #9
We seem to be having a rash of food assaults jmowreader Jan 2019 #10
He must have been extra sauced that day. nt miyazaki Jan 2019 #11

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)
4. ...
Sun Jan 6, 2019, 12:06 PM
Jan 2019
Robert Houston was arrested and charged with domestic battery. He was taken to Land O’ Lakes jail where he was held with a $150 bond for holding his father down and attacking him with a slice of pizza.


Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
6. Not to be outdone, Florida woman strikes back
Sun Jan 6, 2019, 12:32 PM
Jan 2019
Florida woman attacks parents for not taking her to Outback Steakhouse

According to WPBF, police said Deana Seltzer, 28, asked her mother to go to Outback and was told no. Seltzer then became angry and began punching her mother in the arms and chest.

WPLG said Seltzer's father suffered multiple scratches to his face and body when he tried to intervene. She also ran at her father with a knife, yelling, "I'm going to kill you."
http://www.wtxl.com/news/florida-woman-attacks-parents-for-not-taking-her-to-outback/article_568c7cac-1053-11e9-8bbb-6bf05e0158c9.html

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,494 posts)
7. Does this fall under Florida's Stand Your Ground Law?
Sun Jan 6, 2019, 02:44 PM
Jan 2019

Or, maybe under that special sub-section called "Stand Your Ground Red Pepper"........

irisblue

(33,020 posts)
8. I want to know the back story to this
Sun Jan 6, 2019, 02:50 PM
Jan 2019

From the originial article
"Officials and family members are not really sure why the news of his father assisting in his delivery when he was born set him off."

TeamPooka

(24,250 posts)
9. "Officials and family members are not really sure why the news of his father assisting in his...
Sun Jan 6, 2019, 03:02 PM
Jan 2019

delivery when he was born set him off."

File it under Unsolved Mysteries.

jmowreader

(50,562 posts)
10. We seem to be having a rash of food assaults
Sun Jan 6, 2019, 04:25 PM
Jan 2019

A few days ago it was a banana, now it's pizza...eventually someone's going to figure out Whole Country Hams are a much more effective weapon than those things.

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