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JDC

(10,135 posts)
1. We all know the answer you will come up with
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 09:52 PM
Jan 2019

Pretext is overrated.



I'd go vodka since it's Monday. Less sugar than rum or whiskey. Try my old mixer with it: ice.

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)
3. Funny you should say that.
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 09:57 PM
Jan 2019

Sitting in a hotel room contemplating cracking the seal on a bottle of Tito's.

P. S. Is I really that transparent, baby?

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)
5. Aww crap
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 09:59 PM
Jan 2019

First two replies are, "we all know the answer to that one". Perhaps I need to make better life decisions.



And thanks for the virtual hug! Back atcha!

Atticus

(15,124 posts)
8. "Twas late in last September
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 10:16 PM
Jan 2019

As near as I remember
When a dame of high society
Looked down in all propriety
Upon me in the gutter where I lay.
She said 'You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses.'

And the pig got up and slowly walked away."

Atticus

(15,124 posts)
10. No criticism intended. Just hoped it would bring a chuckle.
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 10:26 PM
Jan 2019

Into a little Wild Turkey Rye myself.

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)
11. You succeeded!
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 10:30 PM
Jan 2019

And soooo not offended or taking it as anything but...

World treating you okay brother Atticus? Been awhile since we chatted.

Atticus

(15,124 posts)
14. Donovan sang "Mellow Yellow". If memory serves, "Jennifer Juniper" was on the B side. Everybody
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 11:03 PM
Jan 2019

has to believe something and I believe I'll have another Wild Turkey. Have a better tomorrow.

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)
15. Everybody has to believe something and I believe I'll have another Wild Turkey.
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 11:06 PM
Jan 2019

I am so stealing that! Don't be surprised if you see that in my Sig line in the future.

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