So far, the fireball special effect is the only cool thing I saw.

I hope the PETA folk loudly denounce fur coat guy on stage now.

Usually, M5 works on the voice and magnetism of Adam Levine, but not in a stadium. Not after Lady Gaga put on a fuckin' flying harness and leaped through a buzzing cloud of drones.

(Yes, I know it was a trick, but she was actually doing FLIPS 100 feet in the air.)

...of the performers were.

Put on some Pink Floyd and read through DU until it is over.

I should change the channel...

Drying a load of clothes in the laundry room WITH the door closed. 😖

It's a unique talent to be able to sing in an entirely different key than the one the instruments are playing. Painful but unique.

Their songs are so sterile and inoffensive that they sound like they were created by a robot.

was the best part, well for the ten seconds it was on

And let all those other dopes take the night off.

Gawd, what stupid crap........

a fitting companion to the game...

Supermarket music. Without risk, tension or danger. Meh.

I only kept watching to see if they took a knee. It was painful to watch.

and watched Queen music all night. Go Freddie!

Rams need to play better.

I'm currently watching an episode of Frasier, and I didn't see any halftime show. But maybe I missed it when I popped into the kitchen for a slice of cheese.

… but I remember when The Lennon Sisters would have been more appropriate and this show would have been unacceptable "family entertainment." The standards are real different now... you have to be perfect or vulgar...

It’s in the stratosphere. Everything else is amateur hour.

When he did "Live and Let Die..." wow.

Have been my favorites so far.

The pyrotechnics couldn’t make up for the mediocre performances.

Both teams deserved to lose. Dystopian Super Bowl questions:
Question: What does the winning team get?
Answer: A trip to the White House.
Question: What does the losing team get?
Answer: Two trips to the White House.