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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSilly original joke time
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Here's three that I made up.
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How often do you trim an acacia bush?
Acaciasionally.
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If you prune a plum tree do you therefore plum a prune tree?
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No dog is monogamous.
They all have four paws.
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That's all I got for now.
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Silly original joke time (Original Post)
SHRED
Feb 2019
OP
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)1. Ok, I'll play
Q: Why did the dog always fail English composition?
A: He could never make it past a "ruff" draft
Note: I teach English comp.
😂😂😂
Q: What green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.
TlalocW
True Dough
(17,338 posts)3. What do you call a Twitter user who regularly calls out the president?
SHRED-ded tweets!
applegrove
(118,842 posts)7. Whenever someone high up in government is in the hospital say "don't step
on Woodward, he might be under the hospital bed".