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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy 80 year old uncle has a new girlfriend
I called and congratulated him on his new girlfriend.
Then he says,
"Dating is different then 40 years ago.
Use to be you'd put a couple of extra condoms in your pocket...now you put a couple of extra hearing aid batteries in your pocket."
magicarpet
(14,157 posts)Knowing him that's a definite maybe.
calimary
(81,372 posts)rurallib
(62,432 posts)But not hearing it when she says she's ready would be a concern.
Good one
groverg
(11 posts)all the time is what he needs.
unblock
(52,277 posts)KT2000
(20,585 posts)My elderly uncle met a woman online - younger. Her career was scamming elderly men.
dweller
(23,647 posts)but he tells me they only meet a few times week to talk...
then he tells me he asked his Dr 'if sex at his age might kill someone' ...
I didn't ask him to elaborate ...
😳
✌🏼️
It might kill your kids and grandkids if you try to tell them about it.
dameatball
(7,399 posts)srose58089
(214 posts)Did he borrow this from a Bob Hope routine?
He claims he made it up.
He does have a good sense of humor.
proud patriot
(100,713 posts)I hope my dad finds love again.
groverg
(11 posts)Our previous neighbor found a good love at age of 59. He got a caring Asian wife.
onetexan
(13,048 posts)given at that advanced age companionship (which would necessitate the ability to hear properly) would be more of a priority than sxx
MustLoveBeagles
(11,628 posts)Sounds like he has a great sense of humor.
SHRED
(28,136 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)....the pharmacist says, "you know how dangerous this is?" He answers, "hey, if she dies she dies!"
MontanaMama
(23,333 posts)Sounds like he wants to hear his lady friend. I love your 80 year old uncle. Sounds like a sweetie. ❤️
...he is. ❤
Lol! Hope his new partner doesn't need a hearing aid.
nolabear
(41,989 posts)I could tell you some stories. I have seen some things. 😳😍 Rock ON, Uncle!