Grandson walking I'm very fluent in infant and toddler talk even locker room talk

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I took another personal day neighbors pulling a Fargo. Tree service wood chipper pine trees need to go after high winds other day. Why I work nights I cannot sleep I text our oldest daughter dad is going back Ohio turns Sunday night so I’m open to watch our grandson. If you and your husband want to have weekend and romantically swap spit. I said look I was union linehaul when you were that age where we couldn’t have that talk , but that is how baby are made. She our oldest daughter responded by phone call ok really dad. She is so much her mother I can push her buttons why she is mine it’s amusing.

Actually we can cover young Airborne until Sunday so she brought Joseph over for grandad to watch. I’m cool I used to watch her and her sisters and her one brother as infants I know kids. Changing a diaper making a bottle like stripping a M60 machine gun when I was kid blindfolded I joke

Grandson looking at me hanging on to coffe table he says

Grandson- aargh and smiles at grandad and reaches for me

Grandad - hold on son shine I’m doing your chow

Grandson - gave me another aaargh and something else in speaking sounded Hebrew

Could be my relatives from Poland Ukraine on my side wife grandmother is total Scottish she my wife came to the states in 1975 at age of 8.

So I text my wife AKA grandmother hey after court today you may want to Wrap it up early with a pic of Joseph. We may have him until Sunday life’s good. We’re gonna have a bottle here I’m gonna put on some Sarah brightman maybe Elmore James depends on the mood bottle is for Joseph me I’m having coffee.