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What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an octopus?
A meeting with the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of your funding.
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Science Joke (Original Post)
crazytown
Mar 2019
OP
What do you get when you cross a helicopter with an elephant and a rhinocerous?
ProudLib72
Mar 2019
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Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)1. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? (math joke)
elephant grape sin(theta)
crazytown
(7,277 posts)2. Tame your hyperbole Sir
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)3. What do you get when you cross a helicopter with an elephant and a rhinocerous?
Hell if I know!
crazytown
(7,277 posts)4. Love it
Thanks
PJMcK
(22,055 posts)5. Here's one I heard on DU last Fall
It'll take a moment or two to figure out.
16 Sodium atoms go into a bar and they are followed by....
BATMAN!
maxrandb
(15,362 posts)6. Helium goes into a bar
the bartender says; "we don't serve noble gasses here"
Helium does not react.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a duck?
A: A dead duck with an asshole about 8 inches around