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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Fri Mar 15, 2019, 09:14 PM Mar 2019

THE WORLD'S GREATEST DU STORY (Add-On Story Time. Everybody plays...)

I'll start us off and the rest of you add one-to-two sentences, keeping in the same theme with the prevailing narrative.

Everything is game, just as long as you're ONLY supplementing the sentence that you're replying to. Feel free to extrapolate and use a vivid imagination. This is all for fun.

Let's see where we can go from here:


Check this out. Just the other day in Washington D.C. I was walking along Constitution Avenue when, lo and behold, I saw Ted Cruz taking his emotional support worm out for a walk. "Well, this is my lucky day," I thought to myself, because how often does one see Ted Cruz out walking his worm in broad daylight? As I leisurely and curiously approached him, I waved a friendly wave and said, "Hey, Senator, how ya doing? I see that you're taking your worm out for a stroll on this bright and sunny day."

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THE WORLD'S GREATEST DU STORY (Add-On Story Time. Everybody plays...) (Original Post) MrScorpio Mar 2019 OP
Cruz kept a wary eye on the skies. Harker Mar 2019 #1
The worm wasn't afraid of the robins. It ate them, one by one; then continued leading Cruz who was sarge43 Mar 2019 #2
Just then Lindsey Graham came out of a... Hotler Mar 2019 #3
...scolding the worm in Russian. ProudLib72 Mar 2019 #5
The suspense is killing me. n/t Harker Mar 2019 #4

sarge43

(28,941 posts)
2. The worm wasn't afraid of the robins. It ate them, one by one; then continued leading Cruz who was
Sat Mar 16, 2019, 09:06 AM
Mar 2019

in reality its pet, toward a rich lobbyist.

Hotler

(11,431 posts)
3. Just then Lindsey Graham came out of a...
Sat Mar 16, 2019, 11:47 AM
Mar 2019

nearby office holding his worm by the head and seemed to be...

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
5. ...scolding the worm in Russian.
Sat Mar 16, 2019, 03:17 PM
Mar 2019

Lindsey saw Ted and asked, "Hey, are you taking your worm to the park, too, Ted?" Ted replied, "I was, but now that I see you are going there, I'd rather not risk it." Lindsey's feelings were deeply hurt, so he...

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