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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTHE WORLD'S GREATEST DU STORY (Add-On Story Time. Everybody plays...)
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Check this out. Just the other day in Washington D.C. I was walking along Constitution Avenue when, lo and behold, I saw Ted Cruz taking his emotional support worm out for a walk. "Well, this is my lucky day," I thought to myself, because how often does one see Ted Cruz out walking his worm in broad daylight? As I leisurely and curiously approached him, I waved a friendly wave and said, "Hey, Senator, how ya doing? I see that you're taking your worm out for a stroll on this bright and sunny day."
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THE WORLD'S GREATEST DU STORY (Add-On Story Time. Everybody plays...) (Original Post)
MrScorpio
Mar 2019
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Harker
(14,028 posts)1. Cruz kept a wary eye on the skies.
His worm moves slowly, and the robins are about.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)2. The worm wasn't afraid of the robins. It ate them, one by one; then continued leading Cruz who was
in reality its pet, toward a rich lobbyist.
Hotler
(11,431 posts)3. Just then Lindsey Graham came out of a...
nearby office holding his worm by the head and seemed to be...
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)5. ...scolding the worm in Russian.
Lindsey saw Ted and asked, "Hey, are you taking your worm to the park, too, Ted?" Ted replied, "I was, but now that I see you are going there, I'd rather not risk it." Lindsey's feelings were deeply hurt, so he...
Harker
(14,028 posts)4. The suspense is killing me. n/t