Pfft.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not that twisted. I promise. I'm just bored. No, I'm not saying that a video of a dog apparently pleasuring himself would entertain me, but my tasteless comment did.

That excuse won't hold up in a court of law!

.....and MOANS, loudly. And he's been fixed, too!

Why does a dog lick himself? Because he can!

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Though, then again... we didn't have a dog.
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him to the vet,to rule out neurological disorders, dental problems, or Cushings disease. I know a dog owner that had two bad teeth removed from her dog's mouth, and he stopped licking his stuff.

Here are a few other reasons:

Many canines will lick for a multitude of reasons: obsessive/compulsion disorder, anxiety, boredom, investigatory behavior, positive feed-back (via pleasurable stimulation of the vomer organ), greeting behavior and establishment of social pecking order.

"If I could do that, I'd never leave home."

If you could do it wouldn't you want everyone to know about it?

It's been a rough couple of years for me.
I'll try to be quieter.

- dawg

They see a dog lying in the grass, licking his "business."

City Slicker: "I wish **I** could do that."

Country Boy: "That dog'd BITE YOU!!!!!!"



Bake

when you can lick yourself.

Imagine having that on your junk.