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(15,682 posts)I have a pure white kitty. One blue eye. One green eye. And he is always in a state of different shades and stripes from sleeping in the dirt and hiding under cars!
I think he would like a bath if I went about it the right way. Problem is, if I tried it and was wrong I could end up pretty clawed up and bloody.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)csziggy
(34,137 posts)How to Wash a Cat
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet the cat is actually enjoying this!
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours sincerely,
The Dog
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(17,493 posts)rurallib
(62,448 posts)csziggy
(34,137 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)KT2000
(20,586 posts)the Princess Leia look!
Fla Dem
(23,741 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)Very funny!