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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Tue May 22, 2012, 04:40 PM May 2012

Found on the DU loading dock. Destined no doubt for the Lounge Cafeteria.

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Found on the DU loading dock. Destined no doubt for the Lounge Cafeteria. (Original Post) ohiosmith May 2012 OP

I didn't know..... AnneD May 2012 #1

I have a bone to pick about this picture TexasTowelie May 2012 #2

Of course they are inverted! How would you clean them? n/t A Simple Game May 2012 #18

They are inverted...boy, I never imagined that job was available! HereSince1628 May 2012 #3

A rectum inverter man sharp_stick May 2012 #4

There isn't enough bbq sauce on earth HappyMe May 2012 #5

I believe there's a glut of these on the market LiberalEsto May 2012 #6

+ 1 Bertha Venation May 2012 #8

Should post that in "Cooking & Baking" and see if anyone has good recipes for that Kaleva May 2012 #7

Go ahead, you do it. Ikonoklast May 2012 #13

Do it. You know you want to. n/t sarge43 May 2012 #16

Had the post written up with a link to here but chickened out. They are tough over there. Kaleva May 2012 #21

Oh Dear, they're real Sentath May 2012 #9

Paging Andrew Zimmern!! hifiguy May 2012 #10

They're REALLY good, but the packaging sucks ass. MiddleFingerMom May 2012 #11

How can you tell when they go bad? Ikonoklast May 2012 #12

Confetti for the GOP Convention, hell! They are the attendees. RushIsRot May 2012 #14

FAIL. KamaAina May 2012 #15

"Your ingredients are..." KamaAina May 2012 #17

LOL underpants May 2012 #19

Boneless pork rectums, inverted of course, HappyMe May 2012 #20

You forgot the durian and beer nuts. hifiguy May 2012 #26

Don't we have enough a$$holes here already? davsand May 2012 #22

Mis-delivered Angry Dragon May 2012 #23

that's a nasty job Bombero1956 May 2012 #24

The prejudice against pig rectum inverters is apparent here. Rectum inverterism. Kaleva May 2012 #25

I think I'll brownbag it for awhile. Swede May 2012 #27

I'm praying somebody calls Jaimie Oliver before lunchtime. n/t davsand May 2012 #28

fry 'em up with cornflake breading! KG May 2012 #29

So this is the stuff pink slime is made of..... a kennedy May 2012 #30

So um... what wine goes with inverted pork rectums? MerryBlooms May 2012 #31

AnneD

(15,774 posts)

1. I didn't know.....

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 04:41 PM

May 2012

pork rectums had bones. Learn something new every day.

TexasTowelie

(112,455 posts)

2. I have a bone to pick about this picture

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 04:46 PM

May 2012

which is better than having a boner.

I'm also comforted that the pork rectums were inverted.

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

18. Of course they are inverted! How would you clean them? n/t

Reply to TexasTowelie (Reply #2)

Tue May 22, 2012, 07:43 PM

May 2012

HereSince1628

(36,063 posts)

3. They are inverted...boy, I never imagined that job was available!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 04:54 PM

May 2012

My therapist is at times quit annoying asking several times a session "what do you want to do?"

Next time he asks, he's gonna get this one right between the eyes.

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)

4. A rectum inverter man

Reply to HereSince1628 (Reply #3)

Tue May 22, 2012, 04:55 PM

May 2012

These therapy sessions have led me to my calling.

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

5. There isn't enough bbq sauce on earth

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:03 PM

May 2012

to make that palatable! Inverted or not!

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

6. I believe there's a glut of these on the market

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:06 PM

May 2012

now that they're not being used to manufacture Pink Slime.

The big question is how to use up the existing supply of boneless pork rectums?

Confetti for the GOP Convention?

Bertha Venation

(21,484 posts)

8. + 1

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #6)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:17 PM

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Kaleva

(36,354 posts)

7. Should post that in "Cooking & Baking" and see if anyone has good recipes for that

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:14 PM

May 2012

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

13. Go ahead, you do it.

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #7)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:58 PM

May 2012

We'll wait a month to see if your corpse shows up before we hold the memorial.

sarge43

(28,945 posts)

16. Do it. You know you want to. n/t

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #7)

Tue May 22, 2012, 06:14 PM

May 2012

Kaleva

(36,354 posts)

21. Had the post written up with a link to here but chickened out. They are tough over there.

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #7)

Tue May 22, 2012, 11:52 PM

May 2012

Sentath

(2,243 posts)

9. Oh Dear, they're real

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:19 PM

May 2012

I had sort of hoped for Photoshop...

http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=2926

http://www.boneslair.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=366

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

10. Paging Andrew Zimmern!!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:20 PM

May 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

11. They're REALLY good, but the packaging sucks ass.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:22 PM

May 2012

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If I thaw out a 15 lb box of inverted pork rectums, 5-10 lbs of them are going to
go bad before I can get around to eating them all.
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.
.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

12. How can you tell when they go bad?

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #11)

Tue May 22, 2012, 05:32 PM

May 2012

Do they start smelling better???

RushIsRot

(4,016 posts)

14. Confetti for the GOP Convention, hell! They are the attendees.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 06:05 PM

May 2012

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

15. FAIL.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 06:09 PM

May 2012

The plural of "rectum" is "recta".

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

17. "Your ingredients are..."

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 06:18 PM

May 2012

underpants

(182,904 posts)

19. LOL

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #17)

Tue May 22, 2012, 08:11 PM

May 2012

I was expecting the "Chopped" picnic basket

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

20. Boneless pork rectums, inverted of course,

Reply to underpants (Reply #19)

Tue May 22, 2012, 08:19 PM

May 2012

caramel corn, shoelaces, broccoli and mayo.....

your time starts now!

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

26. You forgot the durian and beer nuts.

Reply to HappyMe (Reply #20)

Wed May 23, 2012, 12:53 AM

May 2012

davsand

(13,421 posts)

22. Don't we have enough a$$holes here already?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 22, 2012, 11:55 PM

May 2012

They gotta send us MORE????

Laura

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

23. Mis-delivered

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed May 23, 2012, 12:04 AM

May 2012

They were suppose to go to Free Republic so they would have some place to stick their heads

Bombero1956

(3,539 posts)

24. that's a nasty job

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed May 23, 2012, 12:34 AM

May 2012

the person who has to invert all those rectums.

Kaleva

(36,354 posts)

25. The prejudice against pig rectum inverters is apparent here. Rectum inverterism.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed May 23, 2012, 12:49 AM

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Swede

(33,289 posts)

27. I think I'll brownbag it for awhile.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed May 23, 2012, 12:54 AM

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davsand

(13,421 posts)

28. I'm praying somebody calls Jaimie Oliver before lunchtime. n/t

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed May 23, 2012, 08:35 AM

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KG

(28,753 posts)

29. fry 'em up with cornflake breading!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed May 23, 2012, 08:46 AM

May 2012

a kennedy

(29,711 posts)

30. So this is the stuff pink slime is made of.....

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed May 23, 2012, 03:59 PM

May 2012

MerryBlooms

(11,773 posts)

31. So um... what wine goes with inverted pork rectums?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed May 23, 2012, 04:11 PM

May 2012

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