My dog is proof of reincarnation

In a previous life, Pooka was a strict housekeeper. In this life, if something (bookbag, grocery sack, coat) is left on the floor instead of being put away, he pees on it. In another previous life, he was a dietitian. I had a cookie set aside to nibble on later, and he waited until I was in the other room, then got up on the table and ate it himself so I'd stay on my diet.