Boogs new nickname Nandor the relentless I should have bribed for a Ivy League obedience school

Ok I’m bored thought I was leaving for Maine 0200 Tuesday now 0700 Tuesday so no reason to lay down early. Nandor the relentless is character, In the new tv show what we do in the shadows,they are my kind of vampires.

Well our Nandor aka the boog decided this morning hey mans gone and he forgot to put the cat food up. So my man must want me to eat cat food, he is relentless if we forget to put trash can away yup he’s relentless trash grazing. If we forget to put any cookies away on the bar yup gone.

So as I lay on the sofa with a terrible smelling boog the cause farts from cat food pilliaging this morning , I asked boog should man and lady paid a bribe for Ivy League obedience school eight years ago. I got a wag wag I’m good man big chocolate head on my hip.

Then my wife came home and said oh god that dog smells. I said hey let’s roll down army surplus pick up the kids and us ,some m40 pro mask we used carry as kids in army be awesome Easter presents. My wife started spraying air freshener she says oh open a window.