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LuckyCharms

(17,460 posts) Tue May 14, 2019, 07:40 PM May 2019

NEEDED IMMEDIATELY: PERSON TO MILK COWS. Great pay and benefits!

Must have your own transportation.

You supply the cows.

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NEEDED IMMEDIATELY: PERSON TO MILK COWS. Great pay and benefits! (Original Post) LuckyCharms May 2019 OP

Lucky, how long you gonna milk this thread? N_E_1 for Tennis May 2019 #1

What if I'm lactose intolerant? True Dough May 2019 #2

Are you skimming off the top? n/t Harker May 2019 #3

Sounds like a lot of bull... nt Wounded Bear May 2019 #4

Old farmer's advice - Never milk a one-teated cow. keithbvadu2 May 2019 #5

Will chocolate milk be ok? I only have brown cows. ProudLib72 May 2019 #6

Can the cows BE my transportation? Totally Tunsie May 2019 #7

That's taking utters into your own hands. lindysalsagal May 2019 #8

I'm not gonna butter you up, Lucky... lastlib May 2019 #9

Benefits like this ? eppur_se_muova May 2019 #10

N_E_1 for Tennis

(9,786 posts)

1. Lucky, how long you gonna milk this thread?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2019, 07:43 PM

May 2019

True Dough

(17,337 posts)

2. What if I'm lactose intolerant?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2019, 07:45 PM

May 2019

And LuckyCharms intolerant?

Harker

(14,049 posts)

3. Are you skimming off the top? n/t

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Tue May 14, 2019, 08:01 PM

May 2019

Wounded Bear

(58,726 posts)

4. Sounds like a lot of bull... nt

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2019, 08:34 PM

May 2019

keithbvadu2

(36,949 posts)

5. Old farmer's advice - Never milk a one-teated cow.

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #4)

Tue May 14, 2019, 09:04 PM

May 2019

Old farmer's advice - Never milk a one-teated cow.

Robert Mitchum

and then an outline of a human body in the barn wall.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

6. Will chocolate milk be ok? I only have brown cows.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2019, 09:53 PM

May 2019

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

7. Can the cows BE my transportation?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 12:08 AM

May 2019

lindysalsagal

(20,741 posts)

8. That's taking utters into your own hands.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 12:27 AM

May 2019

But they're warm utters.

lastlib

(23,310 posts)

9. I'm not gonna butter you up, Lucky...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 01:09 AM

May 2019

I've herd this one before. It has a sour ending. It curdles my cream to even think about it. Yogurt only one chance to get it right, or you just kick the bucket.

(just channeling my inner pinboy3niner there..........)

eppur_se_muova

(36,299 posts)

10. Benefits like this ?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 11:59 PM

May 2019

If so, sign me up.

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