Don’t tell me motherfuckers put ranch on that shit!

Ranch dressing is the worst thing that’s every happened to American food.

I do love a good onion ring, however.

When I heard that people actually put ranch dressing on pizza, I almost wanted to vomit! What is wrong with people? Why even bother eating pizza at all? Just eat the ranch dressing straight out of the jar with some bread!

bad onion rings suck. A nice thick cut beer battered and a burger. mmmmmmmm

Don't like it when you get the cheap onion rings with the batter that falls apart though.

I can take them or leave them. I love onions in other things, but I'm pretty neutral when it comes to onion rings.