"f*ck it!" All that thick plastic and cardboard.

But have you seen how lightbulbs are packed? Thin, thin sleeves, open at both ends....

"It takes scissors to get into scissors." - Ellen

It can downright dangerous trying to open these types of packages!

"Open Here." Yeah, right. Are they mocking me?

Not to mention condom and ketchup packets, but I did.

Gotta be careful with those though!

I slipped once with an ex-acto knife and sliced open two fingers.

5 stitches.

How scary for you...

It really didn't hurt bad, the needle they used to freeze up my fingers so they could stitch it up really stung though!

This is what I have, I found it on the road.

http://www.myopenx.com/home.htm

Works like a charm.

Maybe they're trying it out to make sure it works, and if not, they can still return it.

Laziness pays off now.

That's my motto to live by.