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TEB

(12,861 posts)
Mon Jul 8, 2019, 04:29 PM Jul 2019

My spirit animal No Boog we're not gonna rumble with the corgis

Got off work came home loaded the zodiac and the rods reels up. Want to hit lake to bass fish streams and river still high and muddy to fish. Plan is pick up our sons 16:30 from horse farm load the bikes up and hit it hard.

So my wife comes out mister boog is wanting to go with you. I was trying to cut him some slack because last several days he’s really limping. Even on his anti inflammatory vet medicine, ok I just cannot say no. So we stop get gas and then I stop at local pizza place so the troops can eat on way too the lake.

Inside the pizza shop as the pizza wasn’t ready yet. I could hear loudmouth running his lips WOOF WOOF WOOF. As I got to the Tacoma I knew why parked next to us was a Subaru with two corgis, and they were talking smack Wright back. Getting into the pickup oh boy pizza oh shit strange dogs I gotta chew ass man cover me while I move and bark come on man let’s kick ass corgis in the open. WTB what the biscuits as I’m backing out man they got Maryland tags they’re foreigners after our pizza.

I stopped trying along time ago to keep passenger side window and controls clean of dog slobber dog nose prints why even try. So as we sit here boog is looking at me. Hey man what is the plans for the pizza in the back wag wag. I said boog everybody has a cool spirit animal I have you , boog says pizza is a boog dogs spirit animal man.

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My spirit animal No Boog we're not gonna rumble with the corgis (Original Post) TEB Jul 2019 OP
my sweet Golden Emma tried to kill my sister in laws corgi after the corgi... samnsara Jul 2019 #1
You are so fortunate Ohiogal Jul 2019 #2
He scored TEB Jul 2019 #9
I'm guessing the Boog will be in the water fishing right along with you ane the boys. AJT Jul 2019 #3
Always TEB Jul 2019 #10
Corgi's have a secret plan to conquer the world get the red out Jul 2019 #4
Does that secret plan Polly Hennessey Jul 2019 #6
We can hope TEB Jul 2019 #11
Oh lordy I have a min-pin here nocoincidences Jul 2019 #5
Rescue furry children the best TEB Jul 2019 #12
We have a Min-Pin mix neighbor get the red out Jul 2019 #13
And I have Ellie for a spirit animal ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #7
Awesome TEB Jul 2019 #8
What breed is boog? Maybe a mix? panader0 Jul 2019 #14
Chocolate lab TEB Jul 2019 #15

samnsara

(17,622 posts)
1. my sweet Golden Emma tried to kill my sister in laws corgi after the corgi...
Mon Jul 8, 2019, 04:34 PM
Jul 2019

...hid under a chair and attacked her as she walked by. Damned corgi.. Emma is a killer of small rodents and probably thought this insulate corgi was just a gutter rat. Corgi (named 'Princess') earned a vet visit and Emma got a pink bling muzzle. (which i never made her wear)

Ohiogal

(32,007 posts)
2. You are so fortunate
Mon Jul 8, 2019, 04:47 PM
Jul 2019

to have the Boog to defend the slobbered up Tacoma that is your turf, from those dreaded foreign Corgis. He deserves a slice of pizza or three.

get the red out

(13,466 posts)
4. Corgi's have a secret plan to conquer the world
Mon Jul 8, 2019, 04:51 PM
Jul 2019

Only problem is that it's not quite as good as the world conquering plans the Miniature Pinschers have developed.

nocoincidences

(2,220 posts)
5. Oh lordy I have a min-pin here
Mon Jul 8, 2019, 05:21 PM
Jul 2019

with a vicious mouth for barking and snarling, and under the right/wrong circumstances snapping at us. He was really bad about that when first rescued but now he is more bark than bite.

I've always had Aussies, this dog is mostly my roommates but mine secondarily, and getting used to his breed has been hard for me, after always having sweet, smart Aussie dogs.

I would love me some Boog dog, for sure. Big old slobbery dogs are irresistible.

get the red out

(13,466 posts)
13. We have a Min-Pin mix neighbor
Tue Jul 9, 2019, 05:13 AM
Jul 2019

He has a way of keeping our male Border Collie on the verge of being admitted to the doggie mental ward.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
7. And I have Ellie for a spirit animal
Mon Jul 8, 2019, 06:23 PM
Jul 2019

So here's some interesting trivia. Back in the late 80s I used to go climbing with this dude named Adam Avery. He was always going on about his homebrewed beer. He had a brown lab named Ellie. Twenty years later and we have this:



Obviously, the original Ellie is long gone.

panader0

(25,816 posts)
14. What breed is boog? Maybe a mix?
Tue Jul 9, 2019, 10:58 AM
Jul 2019

I live in the boonies and a dog showed up years ago and adopted me.
Steiner. He grew into a 125 lb alpha dog. All four of my kids could sit on
his back when they were little.
I once got a phone call from a friend who said he was parked outside.
I said c'mon in. He said he couldn't because of the huge dog staring in his
rolled up car window. Also a slobberer.

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