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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy spirit animal No Boog we're not gonna rumble with the corgis
Got off work came home loaded the zodiac and the rods reels up. Want to hit lake to bass fish streams and river still high and muddy to fish. Plan is pick up our sons 16:30 from horse farm load the bikes up and hit it hard.
So my wife comes out mister boog is wanting to go with you. I was trying to cut him some slack because last several days hes really limping. Even on his anti inflammatory vet medicine, ok I just cannot say no. So we stop get gas and then I stop at local pizza place so the troops can eat on way too the lake.
Inside the pizza shop as the pizza wasnt ready yet. I could hear loudmouth running his lips WOOF WOOF WOOF. As I got to the Tacoma I knew why parked next to us was a Subaru with two corgis, and they were talking smack Wright back. Getting into the pickup oh boy pizza oh shit strange dogs I gotta chew ass man cover me while I move and bark come on man lets kick ass corgis in the open. WTB what the biscuits as Im backing out man they got Maryland tags theyre foreigners after our pizza.
I stopped trying along time ago to keep passenger side window and controls clean of dog slobber dog nose prints why even try. So as we sit here boog is looking at me. Hey man what is the plans for the pizza in the back wag wag. I said boog everybody has a cool spirit animal I have you , boog says pizza is a boog dogs spirit animal man.
samnsara
(17,622 posts)...hid under a chair and attacked her as she walked by. Damned corgi.. Emma is a killer of small rodents and probably thought this insulate corgi was just a gutter rat. Corgi (named 'Princess') earned a vet visit and Emma got a pink bling muzzle. (which i never made her wear)
Ohiogal
(32,007 posts)to have the Boog to defend the slobbered up Tacoma that is your turf, from those dreaded foreign Corgis. He deserves a slice of pizza or three.
Dont tell miss Sophie
AJT
(5,240 posts)He is our right paw
get the red out
(13,466 posts)Only problem is that it's not quite as good as the world conquering plans the Miniature Pinschers have developed.
Polly Hennessey
(6,799 posts)include planning strategy from a pair of Lovebirds residing in San Francisco.
TEB
(12,861 posts)That the schnauzer and corgis do not collude
nocoincidences
(2,220 posts)with a vicious mouth for barking and snarling, and under the right/wrong circumstances snapping at us. He was really bad about that when first rescued but now he is more bark than bite.
I've always had Aussies, this dog is mostly my roommates but mine secondarily, and getting used to his breed has been hard for me, after always having sweet, smart Aussie dogs.
I would love me some Boog dog, for sure. Big old slobbery dogs are irresistible.
TEB
(12,861 posts)get the red out
(13,466 posts)He has a way of keeping our male Border Collie on the verge of being admitted to the doggie mental ward.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)So here's some interesting trivia. Back in the late 80s I used to go climbing with this dude named Adam Avery. He was always going on about his homebrewed beer. He had a brown lab named Ellie. Twenty years later and we have this:
Obviously, the original Ellie is long gone.
panader0
(25,816 posts)I live in the boonies and a dog showed up years ago and adopted me.
Steiner. He grew into a 125 lb alpha dog. All four of my kids could sit on
his back when they were little.
I once got a phone call from a friend who said he was parked outside.
I said c'mon in. He said he couldn't because of the huge dog staring in his
rolled up car window. Also a slobberer.