...the dolphin tank got into really big trouble. Also, you need to know that the lions were asleep and the dolphins were sex-crazed.

He was arrested. The charge:

Transporting a mynah across staid lions for immoral porpoises.

I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

His name is Kermit Jagger.
He hopped over to his local bank, went up to the teller and said, "Hi, I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."
The teller replied, "You need to see our loan officer. Her name is "Patricia Black."

So the frog hops over to the loan officer's desk and sits down. When Patricia arrives she ask, "What can I do for you?"

The frog says, "I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."

Patricia asked, "What do you have for collateral?"

After thinking for a couple of moments about what he could offer the frog reaches into his little froggy pocket and pulls out a small white elephant.

"This is a very unusual form of collateral." said Patricia. "I'll have to check with our bank president to see if it's ok."

Patricia goes to the president and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who want's a home loan and this white elephant is all he is offering for collateral. What should I do?"

The bank president takes the small white elephant and after carefully examining it hands it back to Patricia and says,

"It's a nick-knack Patty Black give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Throckmorton knew that if he farted in the echo chamber, he'd never hear the end of it.

Is that even a pun? I'm not sure.

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message boards to learn something about the Homo Sapien species, this thread will probably have them saying; "F*ck this loony toon crowd, let's come back and give it another try in a few centuries, they ain't ready to be saved yet".

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