And now a Public Service Announce from Kitty Da Coon Kat

"Hey, Human, I need you sit down for a moment, so we can have a talk."



"Yes, you. I'm talking to you. Now sit down and put away that smartphone right now, before I smack it out of your hand. You know I'll do it."



"Alright, much better."



"Now that I have your attention, I need you to tell me why you haven't been scritching me like you used to."



"What? You don't like me anymore? Did I piss you off or something?"



"Or are you too busy playing that new puppy? What does that little slobber monster have that I don't have?"



"Jeez."



"Let me tell you something, Human. You better get it together."



"Otherwise you and that dumb puppy with end up sleeping with the fishes. Don't think that it won't happen..."



"Because I have my crew..."



"And we don't like it when we don't get what we want. Know what I mean? Alright that's all I have to say."