I can't say them out loud, however.

Parking offenders. Boy, do I wish I could've written one for that asshole.

First of all, This d-bag he needs to be punched for being a Nazi.

Then he needs punched again for ruining one of the very few cool cars GM managed to make in the late 80s through the early 90s.

FFS he even mounted the tacky fake hood scoop/light set thing crooked.

I hope he gets asshole warts

Mentally and emotionally.

Try that here in Germany, and it wouldn't last on the street to dinnertime.

Is that still illegal in Germany?

It wouldn't get three hundred meters in city traffic.

Check the tire pressure too.