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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,547 posts) Tue Oct 8, 2019, 12:29 PM Oct 2019

Forty years ago I married a beautiful young virgin.

If that doesn’t change soon, I’m getting a divorce!

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Forty years ago I married a beautiful young virgin. (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2019 OP

Take her out of the freezer. n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2019 #1

Shhhhh! Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2019 #3

Don't give up, Floyd True Dough Oct 2019 #2

Ya think? Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2019 #4

Try Neflix & Chill... Newest Reality Oct 2019 #5

Shlomo goes to his rabbi and says Rabbi Rabbi, Cary Oct 2019 #6

You're a good man to keep her now that she's old and ugly. unblock Oct 2019 #7

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

1. Take her out of the freezer. n/t

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2019, 12:31 PM

Oct 2019

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,547 posts)

3. Shhhhh!

Reply to PoliticAverse (Reply #1)

Tue Oct 8, 2019, 12:32 PM

Oct 2019

True Dough

(17,305 posts)

2. Don't give up, Floyd

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2019, 12:31 PM

Oct 2019

Your unmatched charm is sure to woo her completely by your 70th anniversary!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,547 posts)

4. Ya think?

Reply to True Dough (Reply #2)

Tue Oct 8, 2019, 12:32 PM

Oct 2019

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)

5. Try Neflix & Chill...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2019, 12:33 PM

Oct 2019

I hear that works.

Cary

(11,746 posts)

6. Shlomo goes to his rabbi and says Rabbi Rabbi,

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2019, 12:43 PM

Oct 2019

my wife says she's going to poison me. What do I do?

The rabbis says "Shlomo don't worry, I will go talk to her." So the rabbi goes and talks to the wife.

Ten minutes later the rabbi comes back and says "Take the poison."

unblock

(52,243 posts)

7. You're a good man to keep her now that she's old and ugly.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2019, 12:59 PM

Oct 2019

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