Ever just have "one of those days"?
Last night I got up to get a drink of water. I tripped over my guitar case. When I went to put my foot down to brace myself, I slid on my dog's rope toy.
After flailing around and cursing, I got myself up and stomped into my bedroom....smack into the door frame to my bedroom.
Now I have a knot on my shin, a bruise on my elbow, and a sore, swollen nose.
When I got out of bed this morning, I reached for my glasses and knocked over my water all over a book and my phone.
I need a reset button... 
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But all I really want is a hug and a spiderman bandaid. 
One of the dogs threw up all over the floor, within minutes of the microwave exploding my eggs with a big boom. Going to clean all that up, I tripped over the little table we feed the biggest dog on, knocked it over. Big bruised/cut goose egg on my shin.
The old saying--bad things always come in three's.
