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Todays Trump joke: It was Meat Identification Day in Mrs. Smiths third-grade class.
She handed out the first sample. Everyone try this and tell me what you think it is.
Johnny stood up. Mrs. Smith, that tastes like beef. Beef it was.
Then comes the second sample.
Mary said, I think thats turkey, Mrs. Smith. It was turkey.
Then the third sample was presented. No one knew what it was.
Mrs. Smith said, Its something that your mommy sometimes calls your daddy.
Tiffany Trump started screaming, Spit it out. Its asshole.
CurtEastPoint
(18,649 posts)Last edited Sun Oct 13, 2019, 08:39 AM - Edit history (1)
docgee
(870 posts)I was wondering, chicken or shrimp, lmao
docgee
(870 posts)Cartoonist
(7,317 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,003 posts)secondwind
(16,903 posts)PJMcK
(22,037 posts)I shared it with so many friends that I forgot where it came from!
Hat tip to the DUer who originally posted it.