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PJMcK

(22,037 posts)
Sun Oct 13, 2019, 07:45 AM Oct 2019

A Trump joke; did I read this on DU?

Today’s Trump joke: It was Meat Identification Day in Mrs. Smith’s third-grade class.

She handed out the first sample. “Everyone try this and tell me what you think it is.”
Johnny stood up. “Mrs. Smith, that tastes like beef.” Beef it was.

Then comes the second sample.
Mary said, “I think that’s turkey, Mrs. Smith.” It was turkey.

Then the third sample was presented. No one knew what it was.
Mrs. Smith said, “It’s something that your mommy sometimes calls your daddy.”

Tiffany Trump started screaming, “Spit it out. It’s asshole.”

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A Trump joke; did I read this on DU? (Original Post) PJMcK Oct 2019 OP
The 3rd sample being venison ('deer'), right? CurtEastPoint Oct 2019 #1
Ah, of course. docgee Oct 2019 #3
That's funny, but what kind of meat was it really? docgee Oct 2019 #2
Lamby Pie Cartoonist Oct 2019 #4
Honey bunny C_U_L8R Oct 2019 #7
Yes, you did. secondwind Oct 2019 #5
Thanks, I thought so PJMcK Oct 2019 #6

PJMcK

(22,037 posts)
6. Thanks, I thought so
Sun Oct 13, 2019, 08:08 AM
Oct 2019

I shared it with so many friends that I forgot where it came from!

Hat tip to the DUer who originally posted it.

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