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WASHINGTONShedding light on the rapidly shifting nature of the countrys demographics, a new Pew Research Center poll released Thursday found that only 60% of Americans believe in Snoopy.
Our data revealed that in the past decade alone, there has been a 15% increase in adults who identify as either doubting or entirely rejecting the literal truth of Snoopys existence, said Pew senior researcher Craig Pujols, citing significant factors in the decline such as sciences role in forcing Americans to question the feasibility of a traditionally defined Snoopy that sleeps atop a doghouse or springs up on his hind legs and dances for joy after hearing a jazz-inflected piano number.
Of course, many in this nation still express faith that Charlie Brown had a pet beagle of some kind and that there are real allegorical lessons to be learned from his battles with the Red Baronafter all, this is still a Peanuts nation were talking about.
Pujol also noted that because of the significant historical evidence of Woodstocks existence, there were far more Americans who expressed the importance of the happy yellow birds teachings in leading their lives.
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docgee
(870 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,549 posts)Buzz cook
(2,472 posts)In a world of beagles we would expect one of them to be the Snoopy-est. If the Snoopy-est beagle is Snoopy, then Snoopy exists.
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(52,261 posts)That's Schroeder's famous pet-in-a-box experiment.