We know where the "Turbo" comes from, Floyd.

drink dispensers, gas pumps, etc. Some people have such poor hygiene and contaminate everything they touch. You know when you wash your hands after using a public bathroom and then you use your clean hand to open the bathroom door? Guess what you just got on your hand? Don’t get me started. (Can you tell this is one of this nurse’s pet peeves?)

was something I’ve seen someone do.

...and I wash my hands so much that I call myself "Lady MacBeth."

On a recent road trip, at our first rest stop, I watched with horror as a woman got out of her car and walked barefoot into the public bathroom! I would sooner pee behind a bush or tree than walk into a public bathroom with no shoes on -

Eewww, eewww, eewww, eewww, EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

First thing many women do when they sit down in a restaurant or someone's home is to throw their handbag on the table.

folded in my pocket. I’ll use them to dry my hands after I wash, saving it to use to open the door. I keep a roll in the car so I’m never out. Handy for other things too, public restrooms are not the only reason.
Those air blower hand dryers are just forced air germ spreaders they use ambient air that is loaded with airborne fecal matter and other such nastiness.

the keypad is sterile when you don't actually witness the filth being deposited on it. Ignorance truly is bliss.

Ugh.

unless there's enough to go around.

collect your parting gift when exiting.

damn, there's no TP in here, hey buddy, do you have change for a ten?

and just hope your immune system is in good working order.

And while we were determining what toppings to choose, a little girl next to us put her mouth right on the hot fudge dispenser nozzle and suckled from it. Her parents were standing right there and said absolutely nothing.

This incident reminded us why we made a vow long ago to avoid self-serve buffets and the like. People are fucking pigs.