What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

lent.

you let someone get Access to your computer!

Before my surgery my anesthesiologist gave me a choice between gas or getting hit over the head with a boat paddle.

It was an ether / oar situation,,,

his family has announced there will be no coffin at his funeral.

Looking for a book about
Pavlov’s dog and Sheoedinger’cat

Librarian said
It rang a bell
But she
Couldn’t be sure
If it was there or not

...is a geek Dad joke!

She saw Mr Green Pea!!!!