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Tom Yossarian Joad

(19,230 posts)
Sun Nov 24, 2019, 02:14 PM Nov 2019

God, I wish I could get this for Thanksgiving....

Chill Out Your Entire Family at Thanksgiving With This Cannabis-Infused Gravy



Kiva Confections powdered turkey gravy is made from real stock, spices, and herbs (plus THC)

Ellen Fort – November 21, 2019 | Updated November 22, 2019

Thanksgiving is one of the best days of the year, filled with an overflowing table of food, football, and quality family time. It’s also one of the riskiest days of the year for rational discourse, when family members with differing opinions gather round a roast turkey to air their grievances. This year, avoid it all by serving everyone a healthy dose of THC-laced turkey gravy.

Kiva Confections, which has grown into the largest cannabis edibles brand in the country, has launched a limited-edition, fast-acting cannabis-infused gravy. It comes in powdered from, just like any regular, old grocery store gravy; just add water. Unlike most edibles, the gravy’s special ingredients will absorb directly into the soft tissue of the stomach, taking effect within 2 to 15 minutes. That’s lightning speed, compared to the typical 90 minutes or more that other edible cannabis products require before effects are felt.

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God, I wish I could get this for Thanksgiving.... (Original Post) Tom Yossarian Joad Nov 2019 OP
Redundant Cartoonist Nov 2019 #1
Doesn't the tryptophan in turkey have pretty much the same sedative effect? The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #2
Not quite the same... Tom Yossarian Joad Nov 2019 #3
Is that grandma out in the kitchen sneaking a toke off a bong ? magicarpet Nov 2019 #4
Wow, better keep an eye on you when you make the stuffing. ;) nt eppur_se_muova Nov 2019 #5
Not buying the 2-15 minutes claim. Arthur_Frain Nov 2019 #6
Make it yourself alittlelark Nov 2019 #7
Pass that wavy gravy! Blue Owl Nov 2019 #8
which brings to mind the time one of my college friends yellowdogintexas Nov 2019 #9

Arthur_Frain

(1,853 posts)
6. Not buying the 2-15 minutes claim.
Sun Nov 24, 2019, 02:53 PM
Nov 2019

Edibles act on your system in a particular way, and it always gets absorbed directly into the soft tissue of the stomach.

This is actually pretty irresponsible advertising, people who don’t know any better will use this, and redose after 20 minutes without feeling effects, then likely again, and then end up having a bad experience.

I’ve had it with the mass marketed edibles. Currently in the process of setting up my own grow here, just 4-6 indicas at a time, then I’ll process it into cannabutter and control my own dosage amounts.

I say this because while the “space cakes” I bought while visiting Amsterdam were magical, 99% of the edibles I’ve bought here in the states have been “meh”. Stateside regulation of dosage amounts and the puritan attitude of regulatory entities (I can still only buy an ounce a day here, but there’s no limit to the cases of hard liquor I can buy) have forced me to this end.

Oh the humanity.

yellowdogintexas

(22,264 posts)
9. which brings to mind the time one of my college friends
Sun Nov 24, 2019, 11:40 PM
Nov 2019

made a big spaghetti dinner to thank the frat guys who helped her move into her apartment.

Her boyfriend asked her just how she made the sauce = what did she put in it?

Well, she said Lots of Oregano.

TUrned out the 'oregano' was the pot stash.

She had doped the whole crowd.

Anyway no leftovers of course

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