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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,547 posts) Tue Dec 3, 2019, 08:07 PM Dec 2019

At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it to the crowd to see

who’s next!

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At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it to the crowd to see (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2019 OP

Is someone that expects a crowd at their funeral considered an optimist? dameatball Dec 2019 #1

I go to all my friends funerals, otherwise they won't come to mine! Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2019 #2

Tradition dictates you'll have to throw it yourself Major Nikon Dec 2019 #3

What kind of flowers are you using? ProudLib72 Dec 2019 #4

Buds! Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2019 #5

There's an idea...for how to clear the funeral fast! Karadeniz Dec 2019 #6

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Yeah, except that whole bouquet thing doesn't work MissMillie Dec 2019 #8

That made me laugh so hard. Dem2theMax Dec 2019 #9

dameatball

(7,398 posts)

1. Is someone that expects a crowd at their funeral considered an optimist?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 08:08 PM

Dec 2019

er...not that you won't have a crowd of course...just asking....

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,547 posts)

2. I go to all my friends funerals, otherwise they won't come to mine!

Reply to dameatball (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 08:11 PM

Dec 2019

Paraphrase Yogi Berra.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

3. Tradition dictates you'll have to throw it yourself

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 08:16 PM

Dec 2019

Would be kinda fun to fake your own death, have a closed casket funeral on Halloween, then pop out dressed like a zombie and throw the bouquet at the crowd.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

4. What kind of flowers are you using?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 09:15 PM

Dec 2019

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,547 posts)

5. Buds!

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 09:17 PM

Dec 2019

Karadeniz

(22,521 posts)

6. There's an idea...for how to clear the funeral fast!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 09:58 PM

Dec 2019

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MissMillie

(38,559 posts)

8. Yeah, except that whole bouquet thing doesn't work

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Dec 4, 2019, 03:00 PM

Dec 2019

Take it from experience.

Dem2theMax

(9,651 posts)

9. That made me laugh so hard.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2019, 09:22 PM

Dec 2019

If there's anyone left when I die, I'm stealing this idea.

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