A drunk old man was sitting at the bar.
An absolutely stunning woman entered the bar, and took a seat a few stools down from the old man.
The man was captivated with her beauty.
He wanted to strike up a conversation with her, but being very drunk and very socially awkward, he had no idea how to approach her.
He finally decided what he would say. He stumbled over to her and slurred out...Excuse me please. If I offered you $1,000, would you let me kiss your breasts?
The woman was naturally shocked at first, but after a few seconds, she said "HELL YES"!
They went into a secluded booth. She opened her blouse, and the man began to rub his face against her breasts. Mmmmmm....mmmmmm...he moaned. So nice. Lovely, lovely...mmmmmm.....mmmmm. He rubbed his cheeks, his chin, the top of his head and his nose against them.
Mmmmm...mmmmm...so nice....mmmmm.....
After 30 minutes, the woman said "Well, aren't you going to kiss them"?
The old man said "Nah, too expensive".
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