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Dystopian

(6,421 posts)
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 03:11 PM Jun 2012

Can you please give my friend ,Trash, some advice...he's STUCK AGAIN





Advice needed on how to not keep getting stuck.
I can't give him an answer...maybe a man's input would help?
His friend Dallas is playing. Trash is singing....off camera.
He keeps getting stuck, can't believe Dallas could even play while Trash was singing.

Poor Trash.



Thanks!


peace~

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Can you please give my friend ,Trash, some advice...he's STUCK AGAIN (Original Post) Dystopian Jun 2012 OP
Silicone-based lubricants? Chan790 Jun 2012 #1
Great! Dystopian Jun 2012 #2
Just spoke with Trash.. Dystopian Jun 2012 #3
Two things: MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #4
! Dystopian Jun 2012 #5
Advice to Trash? Obvious answer: He should take singing lessons. jeanV Jun 2012 #6
Hey! Dystopian Jun 2012 #7
Trash's SINGING is a major crime against humanity jeanV Jun 2012 #8
 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
1. Silicone-based lubricants?
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 03:23 PM
Jun 2012

Now available in industrial-sizes at major retailers of sex-paraphernalia that cater to sex-workers. Babeland is a personal favorite online.

Dystopian

(6,421 posts)
2. Great!
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 03:29 PM
Jun 2012

Thanks, Chan790

And especially for information regarding industrial size!

I'll pass it on


peace~

Dystopian

(6,421 posts)
3. Just spoke with Trash..
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 10:43 PM
Jun 2012

Asked him, "Stuck it where?" I couldn't quite understand the lyrics...


He couldn't believe that I didn't get it...

"I stuck it in some geyser pipeline ...."
Oh my!



Okay...now I know
And you know..


peace~

Dystopian

(6,421 posts)
5. !
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 11:57 PM
Jun 2012

MFM

I did not spell anything wrong!


This is why I love you!...I'm so happy that you're back!
That was too much...
You're too much!

Made my night....again.


peace~

 

jeanV

(69 posts)
6. Advice to Trash? Obvious answer: He should take singing lessons.
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 11:57 PM
Jun 2012

Or be only allowed to sing in a soundproof echo chamber as retribution for his crimes against melody, harmony and ear drums

Dystopian

(6,421 posts)
7. Hey!
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 12:07 AM
Jun 2012

Welcome to DU jeanV

Thank you! I'm going to let him know....

Your words ..... not mine!


He's a raging peace activist...stands out against crimes against humanity...
Now this?

What's to say?


peace~

 

jeanV

(69 posts)
8. Trash's SINGING is a major crime against humanity
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 12:20 AM
Jun 2012
He's a raging peace activist...stands out against crimes against humanity...



I'm pretty sure there must be a paragraph in the Geneva Convention on Warfare banning recordings of Trash's singing to be used on the battlefield.

And the non proliferation treaties probably register Trash's singing as a Weapon of Mass Destruction

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