Short guide on how to recognize famous artists
If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck
If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali
If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch
If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso
If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas
If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Jacked, It’s Michelangelo
If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens
Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir
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Unfortunately, I saw myself naked in the mirror this morning. I could have posed for that painting. 
Oh, to be young again. 
If you think the women in that painting look good, I must be doing something right. But the mirror tells me otherwise.
But the mirror and the shower are directly across from each other. I would have to blindfold myself before getting in the shower, to avoid seeing myself in the mirror. Could be kind of dangerous! 
Thank you for doing that. Now the thread is complete.
