Fav word: Bliss
Least: vulva
Turn on by: Nature’s awesomeness
What turns you off: hypocrites
Fav curse: Oh jezus
Fav Sound: hummingbirds
Least fav: sound of dogs barking all night
Profession: Celebrity personal shopper
Non profession: any work with sewers

You forgot: what tree would you be:

I would be an old forgotten gnarled apple tree in an old farm. Century of food source for wild animals and beautiful flowers every spring.

I will quote what James himself said about heaven:
When I get to Heaven, he will say, “ Hey Lake, you were wrong. I do exist. But I’ll let you in anyway.

but I'll answer it.

I'd be an olive tree. A symbol of peace, and not a tree anyone would usually consider chopping down.

Favorite word, chocolate
Least favorite word, cu*t
Turns me on, the mountains
Turns me off, smoking
Favorite curse word, shit
Sound I love, water running through a creek or river
Sound I hate, kids crying and having temper tantrums
Profession I would love, master carpenter
Profession I would hate, machine shop operator
Tree, pine. (Best smell in the world)
Heaven, Here is all of your family and friends. They have been waiting a very long time for you.

Vulgar term for a part of a woman's anatomy.

response, also, for least favorite.

can be so therapeutic

What is your favorite word? Bittersweet

What is your least favorite word? I'm not fond of adverbs.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Being around friends

What turns you off? Prejudice

What is your favorite curse word? Asshole

What sound or noise do you love? a cat's purr

What sound or noise do you hate? Screeching brakes

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Screenwriter

What profession would you not like to do? Working in a slaughterhouse

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You're mother is right over there

well, not for pay.

I worked for the Farm Bureau and some friends of friends of people I worked with had some sort of issue with getting their turkeys wrapped up after slaughter. A bunch of us went to help.

Never would I ever have imagined being around all those turkey guts.

What is your favorite word? Intrepid.

What is your least favorite word? Alleged.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Music.

What turns you off? Pettiness.

What is your favorite curse word? Goddamn.

What sound or noise do you love? One of my grandchildren laughing.

What sound or noise do you hate? Car horn.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Restaurant critic.

What profession would you not like to do? Dancer.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Oh good! You're here! Voltaire, Oscar Wilde, and Mark Twain are looking forward to having dinner and drinks with you!"

on car horns? It's wonderful.

...but I guess I like to play w/ my food.

deliquescence

trump

sweet honesty

meanness

fuck

a marine horn blast, followed by "Chelsea Dagger."

gunfire

teashop proprietor

executioner

"howdy"

tree... a willow, for I am highly emotional, and may weep without obvious reason for doing so.

I wouldn't want to do that either.