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Orrex

(63,219 posts)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 10:42 AM Jun 2012

I POOPED TODAY

Or so the ad on DU's front page would have you believe, apparently in defiance of the "no bodily functions" tradition. In any case, the image is 'shopped. The woman in the ad may or may not have voided her bowels within the last 24 hours, but the shirt that she was actually wearing at the time of the photo has nothing to say about it.

This is a public service announcement.

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libodem

(19,288 posts)
3. What patience and tolerance
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:07 AM
Jun 2012

For your kitteh creatures. Have you tried rolling one of those papers into a tube for kitty beatings?

Try brandishing first. Send pictures.

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
4. No - Super Soakers are the best discipline devices on the planet. Pic...
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:20 AM
Jun 2012

It's fuzzy because the camera was on the wrong setting - Tink on left, Peter on right...



libodem

(19,288 posts)
5. Wild over the black one
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:34 AM
Jun 2012

I had a female black cat from age12 to 22. Then again from about 1990-2010. Love the black ones.


I'd get another one but Ralphie doesn't get on well with her peers. She'd be incensed.

So I'll picture you at home brandishing the super-soaker over the baby kitties, keeping the peace.

Tough guy.

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
6. She's an imp and very horizontal - mouser. He's vertical and aloof - birder.
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:41 AM
Jun 2012

She's also very quick to adapt. He's more calculating and tries things multiple times in multiple ways until he finds the solution. He acts like an idiot but he just has a different form of intelligence. They're both cuddles. They're also both indoor cats, so we won't have to worry about invasion by mice or birds.

I haven't used the Super Soaker yet, but mostly that's because our sheltie stays up all night watching over them when they have free run of the bedroom. At the moment they are playing elephant tag in the upstairs bathtub (I can hear them). They need to be confined until I'm sure they can make it down the wooden stairs to the basement without a tumble.

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
7. Why did I click on this?
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 12:11 PM
Jun 2012

I made it through the first two stooges comments (geardaddy and HopeHoops) and knew it wouldn't improve.

I don't have a clue what the hell you're talking about and I'm grateful for that.

Happy Friday. I hope it's just a regular weekend.

libodem

(19,288 posts)
8. Dude bowel care
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 12:35 PM
Jun 2012

Is the shit!

We just got side tracked on the paper shreader, kittens.

We can talk shit if you want to. I don't want it said that I don't know shit. Pebbles for sheep, pies for cows and biscuits from horses.

Milk of mag for humans. Need I say more?

Ok. Rabbit raisins.

mysuzuki2

(3,521 posts)
11. Anyone who actually wants to purchase an "I pooped today" t shirt
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 01:58 PM
Jun 2012

can find several designs from which to choose at the Cafepress site. Would anyone really wear a shirt like that?

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)
14. Sometimes dropping a good load can be almost orgasmic.
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 06:31 PM
Jun 2012

Not that I would know, just something I heard somewhere.

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