I just wrote a happy Christmas/New Year song!

Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.


We're so fucked!
We're so fucked!
Make it go away!
Holy fuck, I can't believe
That fucker is still alive iveeee!

We're so fucked!
We're so fucked!
Get me off the planet!
It's not too fun, to be ruled, by a mushroom-dicked POTUS!

Slashing through our sanity!
That sprayed-on motherfucker!
Fuck you, you're not exonerated!
He don't even know how to laugh!
Dried crust on mushroom penis head!
Making people puke!
What fun it is to take drugs all day!
Crush me up some of that there Adderall!

Piece of shit!
Piece of shit!
What a fucking piece of shit!
Get me the fuck out of here!
If I have to, I'll even use a sleigh!